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What a beautiful Wedding

AJ Hawk & Girlfriend Laura Quinn, sister of Notre Dame QB Brady Quinn just in case you forgot got married yesterday in an extravagant ceremony. Well actually they just went to a local lawyer got their legal marriage certificate and that was it. AJ didn't even bother taking off his Under Armour getup. They have a extravagant wedding planned in March, but wanted to be married before they moved in together. Apparently they are old fashioned even though AJ on the football field appears as if he would truck over babies in order to get to the QB.

But this remains me of the atrociousness of Laura Quinn at the Fiesta Bowl this January. She wore the split brother and future husband jersey, that made me want to vomit. First of all any split jersey / jersey collaboration is always atrocious but to wear a jersey that is half and half of the opposing teams. Stop riding the fence, either pick a frigging team to root for or just not where any apparel to the game. So when your future husband sacked your poor little brother during the Fiesta Bowl shitshow, did you feel happy or sad that little bro was going to have bruises the next day. Could you imagine some ass wearing a Jeter Jersey with a Red Sox hat to a Yankee Sox game, I would hope that person would get beat up by both Bostonians and New Yorkers.

In addition this lead to the sweet AJ Bangs Catholics poster, the only thing that comes to mind that has made Ohio St. associated with being cool. But they even messed it up cause the Quinns are Methodists, ha.

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