Tuesday Night Baseball Picks


Detroit vs. Cleveland              Giants vs. Nationals
 Winner - Tigers                    Winner - Giants
 RBI Machine - Magglio              RBI Machine - Durham 
 WP - Rogers                        WP - Morris

Angels vs. Drays                   Arizona vs. Philadelphia
 Winner - Angels                    Winner - Phillies
 RBI Machine - Vlad                 RBI Machine - Burrell
 WP - Santana                       WP - Madson

Twins vs. White Sox                Cubs vs. Mets
 Winner - Twins                     Winner - Cubs
 RBI Machine - Morneau              RBI Machine - Ramirez
 WP - Santana                       WP - Zambrano

Yanks vs. Texas                    Florida vs. Braves
 Winner - Yanks                     Winner - Braves
 RBI Machine - ***Arod***           RBI Machine - McCann
 WP - Mussina                       WP - James

Red Sox vs. As                     Brewers vs. Pittsburgh
 Winner - Sox                       Winner - Pirates
 RBI Machine - Manny                RBI Machine - Bay
 WP - Schilling                     WP - Sell

Os vs. KC                          Reds vs. Astros
 Winner - Os                        Winner - Astros
 RBI Machine - Hernandez            RBI Machine - Berkman
 WP - Benson                        WP - Clemens

Jays vs. Mariners                  Cards vs. Rocks
 Winner - ***Jays***                Winner - Cards
 RBI Machine - Reed Johnson         RBI Machine - Edmonds
 WP - ***Halladay***                WP - Carpenter

A Whale's Vagina vs. Dodgers
 Winner - A Whale's Vagina
 RBI Machine - Gonzalez
 WP - Chan Ho

Comments

Anonymous said…

How about
Red Sox vs. A's
Winner: Red Sox
RBI Machine: One Nut Lowell
WP: Schilling

2:22 PM

Simon said…

Ya messed that up somehow yesterday, but when I pick the Sox I pretty much always go with Manny, plus he's been hot. I also, missed the Brewers, Bucs game, but I thought Sheets would be rusty, I was wrong but still got it right cause Bush got rocked

11:44 AM

M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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