Detroit vs. Cleveland Giants vs. Nationals
Winner - Tigers Winner - Giants
RBI Machine - Magglio RBI Machine - Durham
WP - Rogers WP - Morris
Angels vs. Drays Arizona vs. Philadelphia
Winner - Angels Winner - Phillies
RBI Machine - Vlad RBI Machine - Burrell
WP - Santana WP - Madson
Twins vs. White Sox Cubs vs. Mets
Winner - Twins Winner - Cubs
RBI Machine - Morneau RBI Machine - Ramirez
WP - Santana WP - Zambrano
Yanks vs. Texas Florida vs. Braves
Winner - Yanks Winner - Braves
RBI Machine - ***Arod*** RBI Machine - McCann
WP - Mussina WP - James
Red Sox vs. As Brewers vs. Pittsburgh
Winner - Sox Winner - Pirates
RBI Machine - Manny RBI Machine - Bay
WP - Schilling WP - Sell
Os vs. KC Reds vs. Astros
Winner - Os Winner - Astros
RBI Machine - Hernandez RBI Machine - Berkman
WP - Benson WP - Clemens
Jays vs. Mariners Cards vs. Rocks
Winner - ***Jays*** Winner - Cards
RBI Machine - Reed Johnson RBI Machine - Edmonds
WP - ***Halladay*** WP - Carpenter
A Whale's Vagina vs. Dodgers
Winner - A Whale's Vagina
RBI Machine - Gonzalez
WP - Chan Ho
As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big
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Red Sox vs. A's
Winner: Red Sox
RBI Machine: One Nut Lowell
WP: Schilling