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NFL Week 10 Awards

Week 10 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: Washington Redskins, Ugh what can you say about a team that was supposed to be a playoff contender and has fully decided that this season is over now that they have handed the car keys to Jason Campbell. Portis is out for most likely the year, whats the point in bringing him back, and Moss has been non existant but for one 3 td game. Not much to be proud of if your a Skin fan. Runners Up: Cincinatti defense who blew two different 21 point leads, Kickers who miss last second kicks this week the culprit was Rob Bironas who went 1/3 and improved the Ravens to 7-2.

Cough Cough Cough: David Garrard, you get the starting job and what do you do with it, you produce little to no offense against the Houston Texans in a loss. In addition you throw 4 INTs, wow thats pretty hideous. The Jaguars are by far the most inconsistant team in the NFL. Runners Up: Michael Vick turned into a turnover and incomplete pass machine this week, Eli Manning continued a bad week for Quarterbacks.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Josh McDainels, Once again the Patriots decided to get too cute and not play old school football. As a big time Jet fan there is a simple formula to beat the Jets, run the ball up the middle. Their defense gets no push or penetration and 9 out of 10 run plays up the middle go for 4+ yards. But the Pats abandoned this strategy and at crucial moments including a 2nd and 1 from the 3 where they ran a sweep which lost yardage and resulted in a field goal. Runner Up: Tom Coughlin for listening to Mr. Feely and allowing the Bears to have another 108 yard td, Jack Del Rio maybe starting Garrard wasn't a good move 4 INTs against the Texans.

The Shocker: Cleveland Browns, So now after two down weeks we can once again correctly call Vick and overrated player right? Can we finalize the fact that he is an inconsistant QB and therefore the media can not use the words "turn the corner" when talking about him as a passer. He'll have his wow games and his down games deal with it. You shouldn't lose to the Browns at home though. Runners Up: Houston Texans 2-0 vs. Jax, J E T S Jets Jets Jets downing Tom Brady.

The Pimp: Philip Rivers, Philip is torching the Bengals secondary while Eli is struggling mightily against the Bears, maybe the San Diego GM knew what he was doing a few years back. Every week goes by and Rivers seems to get better, and he doesn't seem to make mistakes. It's not as if his receivers are studs either, the ancient McCardell and Gavin Floyd? Runners Up: Fast Willie went off against the Saints two 70+ yard rans damn, LT goes off every week its getting old.

You Got JAKKED UP: TJ Houshyamama, So it was a completely illegal hit but owww, that had to friggin hurt. Not only does he clobbered before he expected it but on the way down he takes a knee to the skull, ugh that had to be painful.

My Fantasy MVP: Ocho Cinco & Fast Willie, My boys came through big this weekend with 2 tds and 200+ each. Ocho Cinco más aerodinámicos sin mohawk.

New York Jets MVP: Jericho Cotchery, Simply put the pass Pennington lobbed up in the end zone was A) A terrible Pass B) Should have been intercepted C) Had me screaming at the Television Oh Shit D) Ended up with Cotchery making a ridiculous catch E) All of the Above. If you answered E you are correct.

My Picks

My Picks: 10-6
Preseason Picks: 8-8
Picks Vs. Spread: 8-8

Well atleast I got back to .500 this week and honestly how could you have possible picked some of the favorites to not cover against the Bills or Titans of the world.

Week 10 Extra Quick Notes

~Brady Quinn in a Tampa uniform? The race is on with the Raiders.

~Josh Brown basically has put Seattle into the playoffs. If he misses either of those kicks versus the Rams then there is a race in the NFC West, now instead the Seahawks have a commanding lead and with the return of Alexander and Hasselbeck immenent the Seahawks will creep into the playoffs and be very very dangerous.

~The Flags once again are just ridiculous, the QBs are going to have to start wearing flags. During the Jet game Tom Brady got hit as he was releasing the ball by Victor Hobson, the subsequent hit caused a poor throw which was intercepted and returned to the 50 yard line, however the refs called a roughing the passer penalty, completely lame, which resulted in an eventual field goal the Pats completely didn't deserve. I'm positive you saw some lame calls in whatever game you were watching intently.

~I blame Coughlin and not the players on the 108 yard kick return, the players on the field are not meant to cover kicks. The Giants field goal unit consists of 5 OL, 2 DL, 1 LB, 1 TE, a punter and a kicker out of that bunch which do you expect to tackle Devin Hester arguably the fastest player in the NFL. Sure it went for a long distance, and perhaps you could say they were walking off the field, but they wouldn't have made the tackle anyway.

~Speaking of the Giants with all their injuries and their difficult upcoming schedule, they went from gaining ground as the top team in the NFC with a win over the Bears to currently in a desperate hunt to hold onto the NFC East, they could be in trouble, and Eli needs to stop playing like garbage.

~Come on Herm you have to beat the Dolphins, no excuse to lose that game.

~Um the 49ers are 4-5? How?

~Drew Brees plays great every single week, every week he's throwing for high 300s and solid td numbers. He's better this year than he ever has been so much for the shoulder issue.

~Good for Favre, I'm glad he's playing well.

~Personally I think Dallas has as good a chance as any to knock off the Colts this weekend.

~Joe Buck is announcing the Jet Bear game this weekend, shoot me now.

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