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He should definitely send pictures of his purple helmet to Roger Goodell as a thank you for not suspending him.

Dear Brett Favre, Brett I was pretty down after the Jet game and I really could have used some cheering up and you somehow provided that to me. See I watched the entire Saints game hoping the Saints would win so that you wouldn't get into the Super Bowl because frankly you don't deserve it after the bullshit you pulled the past two offseasons. For most of the game it looked as if the Saints might win despite getting incredibly outplayed because your teammates were handing the ball over time after time. But then the Saints offense started puttering, your team scored the tying td and you had the ball with 1 minute left at the Saints 35. Everything looked purple but then this happened: What a perfect time for an Arm Punt Brett! You put a huge smile back on my face and you helped end your teams season. Great job Mr. Gunslinger. Thanks for the Memories, Simon

Season 2 Episode 2 of Arm Punt Formations starring the Gunslinger with Guest Star the Sanchize. Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Both the Jets and the Vikings were on a bye this past weekend but since the it is now halfway through the season I figured it would be a good time to check in on Favre 2008 vs. Favre 2009. If you look at the stats there is just one stark contrast between 08 and 09. This difference is the number of Arm Punts thrown. Through 8 games last season Favre had thrown 12 interceptions. This season Favre has thrown just three. I can't really explain why to be honest. Perhaps the Vikings have better deep threats in Harvin and Rice. Perhaps the rushing attack is mildly better. Perhaps the teams they play are worse. Whatever the reason Favre has been much much much better at throwing the ball to the correct colored jersey. The rest of the numbers, like I said, are basically identical. Favre is basically throwing and completing the same amount of passes per game. His completion percentage was mildly better in 2008. He's thrown for one more touchdown thus far this season than he did ...

Season 2 Episode 1 of Arm Punt Formations starring "The Gunslinger" Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Today I turn 26, which by my calculations puts me at slightly above 1/6th of my projected lifespan thanks to my wealth and modern technology. Anyway, I got some wonderful birthday wishes from some of my favorite people.

Episode 9 of Arm Punt Formations starring the "Gunslinger" with Guest Star "The Del Homie" Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

If You're Looking for Humor, go watch the Jets Highlights here and pay attention for when Eric Mangini says "Why Would He Throw That?" after a patented Gunslinger arm punt.

Episode 8 of Arm Punt Formations starring the "Gunslinger" Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Episode 7 of Arm Punt Formations starring the "Gunslinger" Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Episode 6 of Arm Punt Formations Starring the Gunslinger Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

The Gunslinger Never Leaves Home without his Hunter's Ball.

Episode 5 of Arm Punt Formations starring the "Gunslinger" and his new product, The Hunter's Ball . Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Episode 4 of Arm Punt Formations starring the "Gunslinger" with Special Guest the "Sex Cannon" Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Episode 3 of Arm Punt Formations starring the "Gunslinger" with Special Guest the "Sex Cannon" Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Episode 2 of Arm Punt Formations starring the "Gunslinger" Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations

Episode 1 of Arm Punt Formations Starring the 'Gunslinger' Check out more Episodes of Arm Punt Formations