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Tonight, while the majority of us pull for Butler and think of how our preferred college team was a disappointment this season we will have nothing on Georgetown fans. For a Hoya fan this tournament couldn't have possibly gone any worse. Point #1, The Hoyas as a 3 Seed Lost in the 1st Round A horrible tournament can't be complete without flopping yourself. The Hoyas didn't bother showing up for the first round of the tournament and ruined many brackets in the process by losing to Ohio in pathetic blowout fashion. Point #2, The Hoyas Defeated Butler With Ease in the Jimmy V Classic In early December the Hoyas ranked #13 faced off against the 20th ranked Butler Bulldogs at MSG in the Jimmy V classic. The Hoyas opened up an 8 point half time lead and pretty much cruised towards the victory. Butler never could get the game closer than 5 points the entire half and the Hoyas picked up a solid win in December, little did anyone know it was against an NCAA Tournament fi...

This hit from the Blackhawks Ducks game was vicious enough to land James Wisniewski an 8 game suspension but the announcer isn't as fooled as everyone else. He knows that Brent Seabrook was just selling like he was unconcsious. Enjoy at the 1 minute mark.

NBC's broadcast of yesterday's Women's Downhill race was actually entertaining and NBC actually did something right. NBC showed the races that fit one of two criteria: 1) Superstar or American Skiier or 2)Epic Crash. While watching the races you could tell that if it was a nobody and they were 2 seconds off the pace that eventually they were going to be sliding down the mountain after clipping a gate and having their skis explode off. So since I was entertained by yesterday's distruction I figured today would be a good day to just throw up a bunch of videos of epic downhill crashes. Yesterday's Crashes in Picture Form Plenty more crashes after the jump...

Or by the equivalent of what it must feel like to get hit by a dump truck...

Just for fun, here's a collection of youth hockey checks. Kids of all ages knocking the crap out of others for the amusement of the masses.

I decided to come up with a compilation of people getting hit in the balls. Why? I don't know. I think it honestly had something to do with them adding the more tag on Blogger and me wanting to celebrate. So here goes you lucky bastards, lots of videos of lots of people getting drilled in the balls. Many More Hits after the jump...

Who knew that women's college soccer is the place to find random acts of violence? My question is how the hell did she not get a card on the flying challenge right before the hair pull? That had to be something the refs saw right? Courtesy of TBL

When a man who is ripped as hell is sprinting at full speed in your general direction... Well that was a good way to end the day. Courtesy of The Big Lead

In this clip you have American Jermaine Taylor getting knocked out by German Arthur Andrews. The knockout just sounds more ferocious when announced in German.

Delmon Young's "Protective Cup" made out of baseball pants and a jock strap, minus any hard plastic protective surface, did not quite protect him from pain.

Just when you thought there was nobody left on the Mets to get injured and that the season couldn't get any worse, Jose Reyes tears his hamstring while rehabbing his torn tendon in his right knee. Seriously, I would really like someone to find me a historic baseball team that was more riddled with injuries than the 2009 New York Mets.

I really don't understand why preseason hockey starts before the summer is over. Can anybody justify this? It's a game played on Ice, its supposed to be a winter sport and yet the preseason -> regular season spans all seasons. I'm befuddled. Regardless, here's a fun clip of a guy getting his head knocked in.

For what I imagine is limited pay, these ball boys put it all on the line. Pulling a Derek Jeter flying into the stands after a loose ball is entirely unnecessary. Courtesy of AA

If his leg was made up of all metal, than he certainly could have withstood this ferocious hit. Instead he has weak bones and doesn't drink enough milk and snap goes the little twig. Courtesty of Goal.com

Just for fun let's take a look at the New York Mets Opening Day Roster to see just how devastated the New York Mets Roster is. We shall do this by listing their 25 man roster according to team importance. DISABLED 1. Johan Santana - DISABLED 8/26 2. Carlos Beltran - DISABLED 6/22 3. Jose Reyes - DISABLED 5/21 4. David Wright - DISABLED 8/16 6. Carlos Delgado - DISABLED 8. John Maine - DISABLED 6/7 9. Oliver Perez - DISABLED 6/25 10. JJ Putz - DISABLED 6/5 16. Alex Cora - DISABLED 8/19 PREVIOUSLY INJURED 15. Brian Schneider, DISABLED from April 18-May30 TRADED 11. Ryan Church 18. Ramon Castro RELEASED 17. Livan Hernandez 24. Darren O'Day 25. Marlon Anderson HEALTHY 5. Fransisco Rodriguez 7. Mike Pelfrey 12. Luis Castillo 13. Sean Green 14. Daniel Murphy 16. Pedro Feliciano 17. Fernando Tatis 19. Bobby Parnell 20. Brian Stokes . 21. Jeremy Reed So to sum up only 10 of the 25 man opening day roster have remained healthy throughout the season. Of these 10 players only two could b...

Have you, much like I, found Greg Paulus to be one of the most annoying Duke Basketball players of all time? Have you enjoyed him getting tea-bagged on dunks or watching him melt on the sidelines during Duke's annual tournament loss? Have you ever thought man, I wish someone would just foul the shit out of him to wipe that god damn smirk off his face? Well you sir are now in luck. You sir will get the opportunity to witness Greg Paulus get pummeled into submission on a weekly basis this fall, as Greg Paulus is now officially the starting quarterback for Syracuse . Yes that is the same Syracuse football team that has gone 16-43 over their last five seasons. The same team that routinely schedules 3 BCS OOC Opponents yearly to go along with their Big East schedule. Thus Greg Paulus shall suit up against BCS Conference opponents in 11 of their 12 games, this includes games against Minnesota (live on ESPN2 on September 5th) and at Penn State the next season. The combination of a ...

And if you thought David Wright's looked bad, how about getting hit in the head without a helmet on... Hiroki Kuroda now has 2/3 of a second to react Hiroki no longer has 2/3 of a second Down Goes Hiroki Is that a ground rule double? Bring out the Medical Staff Immediately. The amazing part about this is that Kuroda broke nothing, there was no bleeding, and he somehow might actually not wind up on the disable list. Either he's got super Asian strong skull or he is one lucky S.O.B. If you want to watch the video of Hiroki Kuroda getting hit in the head you can at Dodgers.com .

Just when you thought the Mets couldn't lose any more players... Matt Cain Squares up David Wright's Earhole Look at that Ricochet Down Goes David And Someone's a bit Woozy. Damn 94 mph Fastballs to the head must hurt. If you want to watch the Video of David Wright Getting Hit in the Head, you can do it at Mets.com

I'm of the opinion that a cup is the most uncomfortable article of clothing a male can ever wear. It turns your parts into an oven. It chaffes your legs. Its just terrible all around. And so I have avoided wearing it ever since I moved to the outfield back in high school and now I don't wear one when on occasion I do play the infield. Unfortunately for Adrian Beltre there's a big difference in not wearing a cup as a major league baseball third baseman than not wearing one in a softball beer league. For Beltre, his lack of wearing a cup, where professional hitters rope laser beams, resulted in the tearing of a testicle and internal bleeding . For Adrian Beltre, I'd imagine he's likely going to wear a cup from now on. I would think that tearing your testicle to the extent where you potentially need surgery is enough to convince a man that in the future, thou shalt protect thy nuts.

Now on a serious note, that looked like it was incredibly painful. Ripping your hamstring completely off the bone does not sound like fun. Yay for the Mets top notch training staff.