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So that didn't quite work as planned. For some reason I feel like even if she did manage to jump off her teammates back that she still would have been 2 feet short on the dunk attempt so perhaps this was the best result for all. She learned a valuable lesson about her athleticism and coordination and we all got a good laugh. Courtesy of EmailsFromTheCube

Just when I thought my afternoon was boring this video pops up and brightens the day. I think I'm going to watch it 150 times before the afternoon is over. H/T With Leather

This is how you get shit done boys and gals. And off to the weekend.

Just for fun, here's a collection of youth hockey checks. Kids of all ages knocking the crap out of others for the amusement of the masses.

I decided to come up with a compilation of people getting hit in the balls. Why? I don't know. I think it honestly had something to do with them adding the more tag on Blogger and me wanting to celebrate. So here goes you lucky bastards, lots of videos of lots of people getting drilled in the balls. Many More Hits after the jump...

If she was a Jet she probably would have waited til their was 1 second left on the clock and walked the ball into the goal for a loss. Regardless, I bet she gets a trophy for excellence cause everyone gets a trophy for excellence. H/T Deadspin

This is boring for about 8 seconds... ...and then it was awesome. Nothing like a spin kick to the head by a 12 year old to start off a day. I'm fired up. Courtesy of Deadspin

You start something with a little redhead and he's gonna knock you on your ass.

We bring it in with Sergio Garcia's errant drive... And doink. I bet that felt wonderful. Courtesy of LBS

A man says let there be humor and they shall be rewarded with... Skeeball to the head... Soccer Ball to the Face... And Children Handing Out Bone Breaking Hits... Courtesy of With Leather

Well not really the pain train, but he was pretty close to kneeing her in the face which would have made for an ever more extreme video. Courtesy of Hot Clicks

First you hit him in the balls, and then you drill him in the face? That's just cruel.

You get a screaming serve down the base line, you think to yourself this is it this is the opportunity. All I need to do is line up my forehand and hit it right down the doubles line. The ballboys face is right there, one tennis ball struck perfectly gets you into the next round. This was the situation Juan Martin Del Potro was in, and he succeeded. Wait Your saying you don't automatically win when you drill the ballboy? Well That's nonsense. "Suck it up kid, it's a f'n tennis ball, it's soft." Juan Martin Del Potro Hopefully someone gets a video that's more than 6 seconds long that maybe has you know a slow motion replay so we can see exactly how much contact it made with the kids eyeball.

I'd have to imagine this happens often around the US as behind the goalposts always seems like a popular place for little kids to play.

http://view.break.com/442299 - Watch more free videos I wonder if this kid ever realized that he could have in fact kicked the pole with his foot and avoid the nut crunch. Oh well, God probably thought he didn't deserve children anyway. New rule here, if it can expand the children in pain category than it can have its own post and does not need to wait for the Blowout on Friday. Courtesy of the Duece

Jumping, even for something as simple as a Jump Shot, is not advisable. Courtesy of The Postmen

This little guy was just practicing his off the field run in with the law for when he makes the Bengals roster in 2022.

This little girl needs to learn her bowling manners, you wait until the other person is finished on their lane before you roll.

You know your not a very strong football team when you trample your cheerleader and she walks off unhurt. Their run defense must be similar to the New York Jets. Courtesy of With Leather

The kick coming from off the screen makes this video so much more effective. I can just imagine David Beckham off camera pondering to himself I would love to smash the ball into this kids face. And then rolling on the ground in laughter afterwards.