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Ron Artest brings back the sweet head shavings for the 2nd round of the playoffs and the Rockets come out and steal the 1st game. I'm not quite sure it's as good as " King " from last season, but it's definitely solid. H/T Ball Don't Lie

Stumbled Upon This and Thought It Was Awesome. It's Deportivo Táchira of Venezuela's Jose Francisco Gonzalez who really likes sitting at the barber shop for hours.

No Stache Makes Jason, sad and not so cool...

The Public Rejects G and instead votes for Desperate Housewife. Make G sad. Very sad.

All He needs is to choose from one of the many fine mustache options below. Or he can go with the Bonds rookie mustache. Just choose one Barry and instantaneously teams will be begging for your services.

Just in case you needed extra incentive to root for the underdog Bulldogs, I present you with Kris Tomlinson. If a man is willing to go to such extremes of self humiliation simply in an effort to create luck for his team he deserves nation wide support. Courtesy of Friends of the Program

I think it's pretty well known that I am not a fan of Jason Giambi. I think he's typically annoying and I can't wait for him to no longer be on the Yankees. I would say that on a typical day he's probably my least favorite Yankee. But there's something about a Porn Stache that eases the hate. I actually find myself almost liking Giambi when he starts the Mustache rides for the ladies and/or Shelley Duncan. Somehow someway Giambi actually hits the ball better when he has a mustache which certainly doesn't hurt.

This is what Sidney Crosby Wishes His Beard Looked Like... This is what Sidney Crosby's Beard Really Looks Like... 20 Year Olds should not attempt to grow a playoff beard if it's going to end up being a dirty sanchez stache and a patchy neck beard. Be damned with tradition Sidney, you look like a fool.

Can You Guess Which NBA Player still ballin in the postseason these playoff scruffs belong to? ( answers ) Try the White Man's Hair Trivia as well. Try the Bald Dome Trivia as well.

Can You Guess Which NBA Player still ballin in the postseason these hair dos belong to? Hint it isn't Kobe Bryant. ( answers ) Try the Playoff Beard Trivia Try the Bald Dome Trivia as well.

Can you Name these Bald Domes still sweating it up on the court in the playoffs? ( Answers ) Try the Playoff Beard Trivia Try the White Man's Hair Trivia as well.

Putting together a mohawk and stenciling in your initials on your head is a pretty solid feat.

1) Ginobli, 2) Side Show Bob, 3) Pierce, 4) Duncan, 5) Pau, 6) LBJ, 7) Chandler, 8) Parker, 9) Peja

1) AK-47, 2) Matt Harpring, 3) Manu, 4) Walter Hermann, 5) Pau, 6) Hedo, 7) Korver, 8) Scalabrine, 9) Pat Garrity, 10) Wally, 11) Okur, 12) Radmonovic, 13) Sasha Pavlovic, 14) Sasha Vujacic, 15) Luke Walton, 16) Peja, 17) Fabricio Oberto

1) Big Z, 2) Boozer, 3)Billups, 4) Fisher, 5) KG, 6) Kobe, 7) Odom, 8) Allen, 9) Fish Alien, 10) David West, 11) Bonzi, 12) Joey Crawford

Two weeks from now my fraternity is having an alumni golf tournament and in order to play well I think you need to dress well. So I'm going to keep a pulse on the premier fashion statements from the Masters so that I can replicate them in a few weeks in hopes that I play like a golfer who doesn't completely suck. Although I won't be wearing Light Pink or Bright Pink Pants . Check Out the Other Recaps: Thursday , Friday The Winner of the Best Hair Award for the 2008 Masters is Eric Byrnes Brandt Snedeker.

In honor of Brandon Jennings busting out a money hairstyle , I bring you great moments in Flat Top / Hi-Top Fade History. Sure my memory could probably use a refresher when it comes to finding the best of the best, but here's essentially the best of what I remember. So feel free to email away any additions. Fab Five Flat Top Yesterday CWebb retired so of course the Fab Five is going to be on my mind. And no one quite rocked a flat top in the NCAA Finals quite like Juwan Howard. Back to Back Flat Tops I certainly hate Duke, but the Hill boys always rocked out a solid flat top during their dominant days at Duke. Flat Top Dream Team Why were they the dream team? The flat top of course. Patrick Ewing, Scottie Pippen, Chris Mulling, and the Admiral all rocked out flat tops. That's a high powered flat top squad. Other Members of the All Flat Top Team Kendell Gill always rocked out a solid flat top. Detlef Schrempf adds to the contigent of white flat tops. White guys really do lo...

Last night I left ESPN on after the C's game and found out by accident that the McDonald's All America game was on. I left it on for a bit and really there was only one thing of note. Arizona PG recruit Brandon Jennings has an enormous Kid N' Play like Flat Top. It was phenomenal and I pray that Flat Tops / Hi-Top Fades are coming back in style. FLAT TOPS HELP IMPROVE THE JORDAN POSE (Do Not Actually Improve Dunking Ability) YOU CAN CARRY THE BALL WITH A FLAT TOP (Ref's Are Blinded by the Hair) FLAT TOPS GIVE YOU WINGS (Red Bull Not Included) Check out GREAT MOMENTS IN HOOPS FLAT TOP HISTORY

When a typical person heads to the barber they have a generic idea of what they want. I'm just curious how anyone would have the idea of turning their hair into a flame display. No team (Russell Westbrook). I've never heard of him before so how en fuego could he possibly be. Personally I think it looks dumb and isn't that cool unlike Ronny Ron and Petway last year who looked dumb but atleast the designs were moderately cool. I wonder how much extra he had to pay for this, hopefully not much. Additionally when did the C in the UCLA jersey become yellow. Is it just me or does that look remarkably stupid. Obviously it's not that important I just don't really get why they would change from the classic look and really don't identify with the golden 'C'alifornia. Courtesy of S2N

I don't know about you but nothing I would say to this woman would ever have any kind Sexual Content in it at all. Never. Not a once. All business. And I might even have asked her to play offensive line on my flag football team.