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Is Rory McIlroy the Product of the Chucky and the Clown from Spawn? Me Thinks So.

Is Max Scherzer the Product of the Terminator and a Flame Thrower? Me Thinks So.

Is Charlie Weis the Product of a Woman with a Large Fupa and The Penguin? Me Thinks So.

Is Tim Lincecum the love child of Jack Skellington and Olive Oyl? Me Thinks So.

Coming from a completely unknowledgable position, I would have to imagine that the greatest all around swimmer in the world would be crowned in the Individual Medleys. They're good enough to win a competition that has all the major strokes. So if that's the case, than if Stephanie Rice the winner of both the 200 and 400 Womens' Individual Medleys ever followed up l ast nights makeout session and made babies Michael Phelps the winner of the 200 and 400 Mens' Individual Medleys you would have to imagine that they would create human dolphins that perhaps would come with gills.

Are the Lopez Twins the Product of Lurch and Spicoli? Me Thinks So.

Is Tampa Pitcher Matt Garza the Product of Vanilla Ice and a Tanning Bed? Me Thinks So.

Is Manchester United Star Carlos Teves the Product of Baby Taz and the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Me Thinks So.

Is Rich Harden the Product of Balsa Wood and a Crying Little Girl? Me Thinks So. Perhaps him and Mike Hampton are actually twins .

Is Mike Hampton the product of Balsa Wood and a Crying Little Girl? Me Thinks So.

Is Bartolo Colon the Product of Nacho Libre and a Toad? Me Thinks So.

Is Bronson Sardhina the product of Melky Cabrera and Hideki Matsui? Me Thinks So.

Is Kei Igawa the Product of Milk Soda (Fanta Lactic) and a Beaver? Me thinks so.

Is Shawne Merriman the product of a #2 Pencil and a Black Bear? Me thinks so.