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I Can Get Bonds a Roster Spot

All He needs is to choose from one of the many fine mustache options below. Or he can go with the Bonds rookie mustache. Just choose one Barry and instantaneously teams will be begging for your services.

The Beauty of Democracy

There has been one good thing that has come out of the whole “Barry Bonds cheating to break the greatest individual record in sports” thing. (I know I can’t prove this, but come on, is there any doubt at this point?) Barry has been a miserable, self-absorbed prick for most of his entire life as far as I can tell, and one man has used the beauty of American democracy to give all of us the voice we needed to tell Barry what we think of him. That’s right, the American hero, Marc Ecko. This guy needs to go down in history next to Paul Bunyan, John Wayne, George Washington, and The Guy That Invented Kodiak Smokeless Tobacco Products. If we’re going to have a non-president on the $10 bill, it may as well be Ecko. What has George Hamilton done for you lately? Not only has Ecko allowed us to have Barry’s ball branded, but he has the homerun “king” so flustered that he is threatening to boycott the Hall of Fame if they display the ball. Talk about killing two birds with one stone. There...

An Easy Rebuttal for Marc Ecko

If you haven't been a part of the loop this past week, Barry Bond's 756th home run ball was bought by fashion designer Marc Ecko. Ecko as in the Hip Hop Clothing brand. After Ecko's purchase of the ball he designed the website vote756.com where you can place your word as to what happens to the ball. Personally I voted that an asterisk could be placed on the ball and then given to the hall of fame. I would find that moderately humorous. Well yesterday Barry Bonds came out and expressed his opinion. Not so surprisingly he feels that Marc Ecko is a moron for spending $750,000+ on a ball which he is obviously not going to keep. Let me offer an Easy Rubuttal for Marc: "Hey Barry how about you shut the f*ck up. You realize that my company had 1 Billion Dollars worth of Sales last year right? That's with a B. It's my company. I have more money than you have ever dreamed of. Probably cause I don't waste the majority of my money on steroids. You realize t...