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One can make the case that Bernard Pollard as an individual* has had the single largest impact on the Patriots not winning another Super Bowl. Let us take a look at how one man can take down a franchise. 2008: Ascension to HERO Status 2009: Ascension to SUPERHERO Status 2011: Ascension to SAINTHOOD The HALO Is Present *It's him or Eli, take your pick

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Super Bowl Boxes are a glorious way for you, on one day during the calendar year, to gamble with your office mates or buddies (and unlike March Madness this requires zero skill or thought at all). Chances are you at this very moment have a spreadsheet on your computer or a print out on your desk that has your name in a variety of boxes. You are sitting there looking at each box likely thinking "OH COME ON 2-5? What kind of BS is that?" or you are celebrating a glorious number like 0-3 or 0-7. Well, how about we delve into the 44 year history of the Super Bowl and take a look into just exactly what has hit. 1st Quarter The First Quarter's distribution can be defined by 1 word, "boring". Out of 100 boxes only 13 have come up in 44 games. 10 of which wound up at 0-0 which is the most likely combo to get some form of payout. In addition, 10 games have finished at 3-0 and 8 at 7-0. In other words, if you don't have a 0-3-7 combo, than you can just about c...

In life there is often no bigger motivator than a previous failure and the desire to overcome it. The Human thirst for revenge and vengeance is an unending chain in our DNA. In this years playoffs, nothing has defined it more so than revenge. Wildcard Round January 24th, 2010: AFC Championship Game, New York Jets at Indianapolis Colts In Rex Ryan's season the Jets managed to shock everybody, not only by backing into the playoffs but by pulling off two road upsets to set up 60 minutes for a potential trip to the Super Bowl. It was not to be as the Colts and Peyton Manning led a swift comeback to put to 09 Jets where they belonged, not in the NFL Title Game. This loss stuck with Rex the entire season and resulted in a "This is Personal" theme prior to gameday... New York Jets 17 - Indianapolis Colts 16 November 21st, 2010: Seattle Seahawks at New Orleans Saints The Seahawks in the midst of their swan dive went into New Orleans in late November and came away with ...

Bart Scott Can't Wait... ...To Get Stiff Armed ...To Fall Down ..To STUFF MENDENHALL ...UH OH, Maybe Not ...To Watch Mendenhall Drag Me Into the Endzone ...To Watch Big Ben Fake Hand the Ball off to Me ...To Watch Big Ben Do the Endzone Strolling

He should definitely send pictures of his purple helmet to Roger Goodell as a thank you for not suspending him.

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