This is the first article that I've posted which has absolutely positively nothing to do with sports but it needs to be said.
Pubic Hair
Alright, I don't understand what goes on when some people take a piss but there is no real reason to drop pubic hair in the urinal. Do you have so much that you need to rip it out or is your johnson so small that you can't find it. One way or another I just don't see how this is possible yet every time I go to take a piss at work they are all over the place.
Conversation Rules
No person should start a conversation while taking a piss. when I'm standing at the urinal I pretty much just want to relax and I don't need to start listening to someone yap at me about something I probably don't care about. Wait a minute and then start a conversation. Conversations should pnly be allowed if it is a continuance. If you are walking towards the urinal and are holding a conversation with a fellow bladder releaser than you can continue said conversation, but don't start one.
Selection Rules
Urinals should be selected on an odd rotation first and personally I believe all bathrooms, when the urinals are lined up in a straight line against the wall, should have an odd numbered amount. Reason being everyone is more comfortable when there is a urinal of space in between. More leg room, less awkward its just the way. So if some guy goes in and there are three urinals and he picks the middle one I think you should be able to kick his ass into the urinal. Its common sense take the one on the end and let the next person take the other end. If you have taken the one on the edge and a person comes in a foregoes the other end and takes the urinal directly next to you, you should be able to finish and kick that person into the urinal.
Throw Up
This is an ironclad rule in my opinion the most egregious and unforgivable urinal sin. Do not hurl in the urinal. First of all the combination of urine and and throw up is quite possibly the most hideous odor on the planet. Secondly, in order to throw up you are probably grasping the edges of the urinal to hold your balance, no man could possibly enjoy grabbing something that gets touched by piss 24 hours a day. Finally, its impossible to clean out puke in a urinal, the chunks do not get through the drain and no person likes scrubbing the inside of the urinal. Please throw up in a toilet and flush it down or a trash can or even the floor would be better.
Head Movement
Just stare at the wall, its simple look straight forward. Pissing should be relaxing and a peaceful minute in an otherwise hectic world, no need to be inquisitive and look around the room.
Hand Wash
Unless you are sloppy drunk or a sloppy man in general you really shouldn't get urine all over your hands. The equipment works pretty well at shooting it forward and not spraying like a sprinkler. Hence, most occasions soap is unnecessary, give it a good rinse and hand towel wipe. If you can't control yourself use soap.
Pubic HairAlright, I don't understand what goes on when some people take a piss but there is no real reason to drop pubic hair in the urinal. Do you have so much that you need to rip it out or is your johnson so small that you can't find it. One way or another I just don't see how this is possible yet every time I go to take a piss at work they are all over the place.
Conversation Rules
No person should start a conversation while taking a piss. when I'm standing at the urinal I pretty much just want to relax and I don't need to start listening to someone yap at me about something I probably don't care about. Wait a minute and then start a conversation. Conversations should pnly be allowed if it is a continuance. If you are walking towards the urinal and are holding a conversation with a fellow bladder releaser than you can continue said conversation, but don't start one.
Selection Rules
Urinals should be selected on an odd rotation first and personally I believe all bathrooms, when the urinals are lined up in a straight line against the wall, should have an odd numbered amount. Reason being everyone is more comfortable when there is a urinal of space in between. More leg room, less awkward its just the way. So if some guy goes in and there are three urinals and he picks the middle one I think you should be able to kick his ass into the urinal. Its common sense take the one on the end and let the next person take the other end. If you have taken the one on the edge and a person comes in a foregoes the other end and takes the urinal directly next to you, you should be able to finish and kick that person into the urinal.
Throw Up
This is an ironclad rule in my opinion the most egregious and unforgivable urinal sin. Do not hurl in the urinal. First of all the combination of urine and and throw up is quite possibly the most hideous odor on the planet. Secondly, in order to throw up you are probably grasping the edges of the urinal to hold your balance, no man could possibly enjoy grabbing something that gets touched by piss 24 hours a day. Finally, its impossible to clean out puke in a urinal, the chunks do not get through the drain and no person likes scrubbing the inside of the urinal. Please throw up in a toilet and flush it down or a trash can or even the floor would be better.
Head Movement
Just stare at the wall, its simple look straight forward. Pissing should be relaxing and a peaceful minute in an otherwise hectic world, no need to be inquisitive and look around the room.
Hand Wash
Unless you are sloppy drunk or a sloppy man in general you really shouldn't get urine all over your hands. The equipment works pretty well at shooting it forward and not spraying like a sprinkler. Hence, most occasions soap is unnecessary, give it a good rinse and hand towel wipe. If you can't control yourself use soap.
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