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2006 NFL Awards Prediction

MVP: Tom Brady

After the Pats trample everyone on their weak schedule and have the best record in the NFL at the conclusion of the season Brady will finally get the award he's probably deserved for several seasons.

Offensive Player of the Year: Carson Palmer

Weapons Weapons Weapons. That's what Palmer has at his disposal for the 2nd straight year. TJ Houshyamama will again put up big numbers as will Rudi and my boy Chad the Beaver. Thank the Lord that he has already surpassed that Chump Carson Daly as the most famous person on the planet named after Johnny Carson.

Defensive Player of the Year: Troy Polamalu

He's got the hype, he's off to a good start, and he is not going to slow down. The biggest key is the hype, he's going to put up good numbers, but the press always goes for the hype and for a team with a good defense. Troy has everything working for him so expect him to take home the award.

Offensive Rookie of the Year: DeAngelo Williams

Not starting week one could be an issue for DeAngelo winning the award but as soon as the inevitable happens, aka Deshaun Foster gets injured, DeAngelo will take the helm and not relinquish it. If he gains 1000 yards this season he will be a lock for the award, especially with the Panthers most likely making the playoffs.

Defensive Rookie of the Year: DeMeco Ryans

A defensive rookie of the year is typically a player who starts almost the whole season for their squad. Well Demeco is currently the number 1 middle linebacker on the Houston Texans roster meaning he will have ample amount of opportunities to put up numbers. In addition he will probably get some face time in spots saying he is outperforming #1 pick Mario Williams.

NFL Comeback Player of the Year: Daunte Culpepper

Don't let last nights two picks worry you, its a little rust factor, Culpepper isn't the greatest QB but he will put up huge numbers throughout the season with the cupcake schedule they begin next week. Culpepper has a few things working with him to win this award, 1st he was injured big time last year, 2nd he was miserable last season both of those lead to the award. Second he's got a good amount of weapons on his team and a feeble schedule.

Kicker of the Year: Shayne Graham

Sure this isnt really an award but I had to give a shout out to my Ginger Seperatist Movement brother Shayne. Redheads unite.

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