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Week 2 Power Rankings

This is how I think the rankings should read. Rank the teams based on the impressiveness of their wins not what you perceive their talents as. So at this point in time if there were teams to be picked this is how they should be laid out. Beatdowns of crap teams don't mean anything to me so West Virginia, good luck getting high on this list with your stealing candy from a baby with cerebral palsy schedule. This would force schools to schedule difficult games and eliminate teams scheduling on Troy, Buffalo, and East Asshole U.

1. Ohio State: The first win didn't mean anything but the beat down they gave Texas will leave Ohio State in the top spot for awhile, their defense shut down McCoy, and even the td that the Longhorns scored was after the biggest nonsense roughing the passer penalty ever.

2. Notre Dame: You can say they struggled against Geogia Tech, but GT is a very good team that will probably end the season at 7-4 and the beatdown they have gave the Wimpy Lions of Penn St. was nice.

3. Georgia: Impressive in both victories, and now Mark Richt owns Steve Spurrier even it the big Cocks own stadium.

4. Tennessee: Certainly would be higher than Georgia if they didn't nap through the whole game against Air Force this weekend. But the beatdown of Cal still stands up as the third most impressive victory of the year behind the Buckeyes and ND's wins.

5. Florida St.: A win in Miami in any year is an impressive feat even if it was the sloppiest game my eyes have ever witnessed. Similarly to Tennessee they took a nap against Troy, but the strength of their win despite the piss poor performances vaults them above teams that have played on cupcakes.

6. Oregon: The mighty Ducks went in and got a solid victory at Fresno St. following the beatdown they gave in conference to Stanford a win versus Oklahoma will vault them to the near top of this list.

7. Boise St.: Yes Oregon St. isn't a top tier Pac 10 team but when your running back rushes for 5 tds on the smurf turf against a major conference program even if they are mid pack in the Pac 9+1 its still impressive.

8. Boston College: Pulling out a big conference win at home against a conference favorite and remaining undefeated lands you here over the snack food pounders.

9. Pittsburgh Panthers: Poor Al Groh getting shalacked in his first game, was just the start of a former Jets coach trend, as Parcells and Herm both lossed as well. Does Wanny have the Pitt program back to contention in the Big East? Probably Not, but for one week he lands here.

10. Southern Cal: Just as expected the Trojans went into Arkansas and slayed all Razorbacks on the premesis.

11. Rutgers: Hey West Virginia, look at Rutgers and how they are playing lower tier big conference opponents and beating them down instead lower tier 1 AA opponents. You have to like the 33-0 beatdown they handed to the Zooker and the win in Chapel Hill. Beat name teams, even if they aren't good.

Past Power Rankings: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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