Week 2 Awards
Wow You Guys Suck: The Iggles, The Giants did not deserve this game but the Iggles led by Captain UnClutch Donovan McNabb decided they didn't like 1st downs anymore in the 4th quarter and they also liked giving up TDs, congrats on not gaining a huge advantage in the NFC East, and I'm sure you're looking forward to your pass rush minus The Freak. Runners Up: Tampa Bay doesn't like points, Oakland they don't like 'em either
Cough Cough Cough: Roy Williams, he deserves this for being a complete friggin idiot, not only does he come out and guarantee a win and not even come close, but he celebrates a first down after they are already getting beatdown and when asked he said something along the lines of it doesn't matter what the score is I'm an entertainer, alright Roy here's what you should do with your money, buy a muzzle, shut up. Runners Up: Chris Gamble just cause the coach calls a dumb play doesn't mean you have to do it, Daunte Culpepper likes fumbling and not scoring against a youthful and bad Buffalo team
This Scaircrow Needs a Brain: John Fox, Wow John running a Music City Miracle play while up by 7 points when your defense was dominating and Chris Gamble throws spirals similar to mine. You deserved to lose this game in OT after you brain cramp, and if you don't get Steve Smith back soon you're going to find yourself on a nice golf course in early January. Runner Up: Andy Reid who decided to try to rush the ball, when they have no good running back and then stopped getting first downs.
The Shocker: Buffalo Bills, In Miami, with JP Losman as your QB, you dominated the Dolphins and only gave up a meaningless touchdown in the final seconds. Runners Up: 49ers getting an early win at home, Jaguars the shutout was a mild surprise.
The Pimp: Ryan Logwell, Kicked 3 field goals and threw the touchdown pass on a flee-flicker like fake field goal, get your pimp on Ryan. Runners Up: Pick a QB, Peyton, Brees, Eli and Palmer all had huge games.
You Got JAKKED UP: If you didn't see Chad Johnson get lit up like a Christmas Tree then you missed out, not only was it late in the game and was pretty much a meaningless time for him to be in the game, but Carson tossed led him right into the safety who hit him so hard his helmet popped right off and he received a nice gash on his chin. To add to that it was an interception.
My Fantasy MVP: Drew Brees and his ginormous mole came through with over 350 yards passing to help lead my team to a 2-0 start.
New York Jets MVP: Laveraneus Coles turned into Jerry Rice in the second half and was eluded many tackles in getting the Jets back into contention but the game was thwarted by the Jets lack of a rushing attack and their inability to shutdown Tom Brady on 3rd down.
My Picks
My Picks: 12-4
Preseason Picks: 11-5
Picks Vs. Spread: 10-6
Much Better than the first week of the season, the only pick I changed from my initial preseason picks was the choice of the Ravens over the Raiders now that I know that the Raiders are the worst team in the league.
Week 2 Extra Quick Notes
~Big Ben looked like the worst QB in the league last night, not only did his team produce no offensive production throughout the whole game but almost every pass he threw was off the mark, he showed zero accuracy and helped make a solid Jaguars defense look like the Steel Curtain.
~How about them Niners and Alex Smith actually having a good game, good for them maybe they'll end up with 8th pick in the draft and not the 1st or 2nd.
~As a Jet fan I'm glad they showed some fight and fought back against the Pats, I thought they were dead and am pleased even while still disappointed. Also, I'm ecstatic that Lieutenant Liar Herman Edwards is 0-2 with the Chiefs, have fun out there Hermy.
~Washington was the most over-rated team coming into this season, and if Clinton Po doesn't come back with a vengeance they're in line for a 6 win season.
Wow You Guys Suck: The Iggles, The Giants did not deserve this game but the Iggles led by Captain UnClutch Donovan McNabb decided they didn't like 1st downs anymore in the 4th quarter and they also liked giving up TDs, congrats on not gaining a huge advantage in the NFC East, and I'm sure you're looking forward to your pass rush minus The Freak. Runners Up: Tampa Bay doesn't like points, Oakland they don't like 'em either
Cough Cough Cough: Roy Williams, he deserves this for being a complete friggin idiot, not only does he come out and guarantee a win and not even come close, but he celebrates a first down after they are already getting beatdown and when asked he said something along the lines of it doesn't matter what the score is I'm an entertainer, alright Roy here's what you should do with your money, buy a muzzle, shut up. Runners Up: Chris Gamble just cause the coach calls a dumb play doesn't mean you have to do it, Daunte Culpepper likes fumbling and not scoring against a youthful and bad Buffalo team
This Scaircrow Needs a Brain: John Fox, Wow John running a Music City Miracle play while up by 7 points when your defense was dominating and Chris Gamble throws spirals similar to mine. You deserved to lose this game in OT after you brain cramp, and if you don't get Steve Smith back soon you're going to find yourself on a nice golf course in early January. Runner Up: Andy Reid who decided to try to rush the ball, when they have no good running back and then stopped getting first downs.
The Shocker: Buffalo Bills, In Miami, with JP Losman as your QB, you dominated the Dolphins and only gave up a meaningless touchdown in the final seconds. Runners Up: 49ers getting an early win at home, Jaguars the shutout was a mild surprise.
The Pimp: Ryan Logwell, Kicked 3 field goals and threw the touchdown pass on a flee-flicker like fake field goal, get your pimp on Ryan. Runners Up: Pick a QB, Peyton, Brees, Eli and Palmer all had huge games.
You Got JAKKED UP: If you didn't see Chad Johnson get lit up like a Christmas Tree then you missed out, not only was it late in the game and was pretty much a meaningless time for him to be in the game, but Carson tossed led him right into the safety who hit him so hard his helmet popped right off and he received a nice gash on his chin. To add to that it was an interception.
My Fantasy MVP: Drew Brees and his ginormous mole came through with over 350 yards passing to help lead my team to a 2-0 start.
New York Jets MVP: Laveraneus Coles turned into Jerry Rice in the second half and was eluded many tackles in getting the Jets back into contention but the game was thwarted by the Jets lack of a rushing attack and their inability to shutdown Tom Brady on 3rd down.
My Picks
My Picks: 12-4
Preseason Picks: 11-5
Picks Vs. Spread: 10-6
Much Better than the first week of the season, the only pick I changed from my initial preseason picks was the choice of the Ravens over the Raiders now that I know that the Raiders are the worst team in the league.
Week 2 Extra Quick Notes
~Big Ben looked like the worst QB in the league last night, not only did his team produce no offensive production throughout the whole game but almost every pass he threw was off the mark, he showed zero accuracy and helped make a solid Jaguars defense look like the Steel Curtain.
~How about them Niners and Alex Smith actually having a good game, good for them maybe they'll end up with 8th pick in the draft and not the 1st or 2nd.
~As a Jet fan I'm glad they showed some fight and fought back against the Pats, I thought they were dead and am pleased even while still disappointed. Also, I'm ecstatic that Lieutenant Liar Herman Edwards is 0-2 with the Chiefs, have fun out there Hermy.
~Washington was the most over-rated team coming into this season, and if Clinton Po doesn't come back with a vengeance they're in line for a 6 win season.
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