1. At the University of Northern Colorodo the backup punter was arrested on second-degree assault charges. Why because he stabbed the first string punter in the leg. Now I've heard of motivation to start, and bitterness of losing a starting position battle but to take it that far, and a punter out of all people a punter. Was he upset with his social standing, did he think that he was going to get all of the glorious hairy mountain beasts called ladies in Northern Colorodo. Or was his affair with the first string punter ruined by his jealousy and in a raged hissy fit he took out a knife and stabbed his former lovers most important appendage. Oh the mystery.
2. Roy Williams, the lions receiver, might be the best mathmetician on the planet. Not only did he come out and guarantee he was going to beat the Bears, a much better team, but he comes out and says that the Lions offense is unstoppable, and to top it all off he says they were stupid close to scoring 40 points against the Seahawks this weekend. They scored 6. Thats apparently within his range, anything within 34 is stupid close, so I was stupid close to hitting 35 varsity home runs in high school, Carl Pavano is stupid close to being a 20 game winner, I think if you ask Roy he can verify all those things.
3. Jerry Porter has certainly had an interesting few months at the Raiders facilities first he goes off about how he wants more money at the start of camp, then week 1 he's inactive and seen on the sideline laughin on a play when Aaron Brooks got sacked (meaning he was laughing at some point when the raiders had the ball, cause brooks got sacked on every play), then he denies cheering for that play, his excuse "I wasn't paying attention to the game." Talk about a guy that needs to be kicked out of town. First off Jerry, you're not very good, second off, do you think before you speak, did you ever think maybe there was a better excuse than dude i wasn't even watching.
4. To further the glomy mood that permenantly permeates the Kansas City Royals clubhouse, after the an inning ending strike by pitcher Runelvys Hernandez, Hernandez and catcher John Buck got into a heated exchange in the dugout and even threw punches at each other. Quite Humurous. The two actually both stayed in the game after the incident and somehow they won yet again on Tuesday Night. Where they've won 4 friggin weeks in a row and spoiled a pick 4 weeks in a row. So now, bet on the Royals on Tusday Nights its the Royale w/Cheese night of the week, and if you ever see a pitcher and catcher get into a fist fight mid game, they're going to win, I can say this because I've done a massive study where I was stupid close to seeing this happen 35 times.
2. Roy Williams, the lions receiver, might be the best mathmetician on the planet. Not only did he come out and guarantee he was going to beat the Bears, a much better team, but he comes out and says that the Lions offense is unstoppable, and to top it all off he says they were stupid close to scoring 40 points against the Seahawks this weekend. They scored 6. Thats apparently within his range, anything within 34 is stupid close, so I was stupid close to hitting 35 varsity home runs in high school, Carl Pavano is stupid close to being a 20 game winner, I think if you ask Roy he can verify all those things.
3. Jerry Porter has certainly had an interesting few months at the Raiders facilities first he goes off about how he wants more money at the start of camp, then week 1 he's inactive and seen on the sideline laughin on a play when Aaron Brooks got sacked (meaning he was laughing at some point when the raiders had the ball, cause brooks got sacked on every play), then he denies cheering for that play, his excuse "I wasn't paying attention to the game." Talk about a guy that needs to be kicked out of town. First off Jerry, you're not very good, second off, do you think before you speak, did you ever think maybe there was a better excuse than dude i wasn't even watching.
4. To further the glomy mood that permenantly permeates the Kansas City Royals clubhouse, after the an inning ending strike by pitcher Runelvys Hernandez, Hernandez and catcher John Buck got into a heated exchange in the dugout and even threw punches at each other. Quite Humurous. The two actually both stayed in the game after the incident and somehow they won yet again on Tuesday Night. Where they've won 4 friggin weeks in a row and spoiled a pick 4 weeks in a row. So now, bet on the Royals on Tusday Nights its the Royale w/Cheese night of the week, and if you ever see a pitcher and catcher get into a fist fight mid game, they're going to win, I can say this because I've done a massive study where I was stupid close to seeing this happen 35 times.
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