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Shevchenko: Sportscenter Commercial Star Dealt

In breaking news the star of this recent sportscenter commercial, in which he famously states "I'll suggest it." was dealt in a record transfer of 30 million british pounds or for the uninformed American, 56 million dollars. He transferred from the Italian powerhouse AC Milan to the English powerhouse Chelsea FC.

Real Madrid now has competetion from Chelsea as the "New York Yankees" of football. In the past month Chelsea has signed the captains of two respective World Cup teams. Shevchenko the captain of the Ukranian team, as well as Michael Ballack the captain of the host German team. Soon enough Chelsea full roster will include players who are strictly national team stars, they are fastly approaching this as it is.

Now if you were the 11th richest man on the planet how would you spend your money. I know what I would do, I would buy a sports franchise maybe more than one, and throw a ton of money at it to make sure they succeeded every year. This is why Roman Abromovich the owner of Chelsea is great. He just wants to have the best soccer team in the world so he spends his own cash. I have the utmost respect for you Roman, now can you pass me a few barrels of your oil for free, that would be very kind of you.

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boring soccer is boring

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