Dear Ryan,
As you may have noticed, yesterday our beloved Florida Gators were selected to play in the National Championship much to the delight of all over Florida and those folks who despised the thought of an all Big 10 final. First we would like to congratulate you on a terrific season all around for the Gamecocks, missing only 4 kicks throughout the whole season, good job, you are a first rate kicker.
We are writing you to whole heartedly thank you for your efforts in making our national title hopes a reality, without you, Ryan, we quite possibly could be headed to the Outback Bowl or some other meaningless bowl kind of like the Rose Bowl. For your efforts in missing three kicks in the Swamp we would like to name you an Honorary Member of the soon to be National Championship Florida Gators. I know it seems odd to be a member of two teams from the same conference, but you have been as essential to the Title Run as any other player in the country and it would be unfair if you went unrecognized with your great accomplishments.
Thanks for your Help,
Gator Nation
P.S. If you could talk Aaron Pettrey about methods to drive low kicks into the arms Jarvis Moss we might even throw in a Nation Title Ring. Oh and Jarvis says hi, and thanks for making him a house hold name in Gainesville.
As you may have noticed, yesterday our beloved Florida Gators were selected to play in the National Championship much to the delight of all over Florida and those folks who despised the thought of an all Big 10 final. First we would like to congratulate you on a terrific season all around for the Gamecocks, missing only 4 kicks throughout the whole season, good job, you are a first rate kicker. We are writing you to whole heartedly thank you for your efforts in making our national title hopes a reality, without you, Ryan, we quite possibly could be headed to the Outback Bowl or some other meaningless bowl kind of like the Rose Bowl. For your efforts in missing three kicks in the Swamp we would like to name you an Honorary Member of the soon to be National Championship Florida Gators. I know it seems odd to be a member of two teams from the same conference, but you have been as essential to the Title Run as any other player in the country and it would be unfair if you went unrecognized with your great accomplishments.
Thanks for your Help,
Gator Nation
P.S. If you could talk Aaron Pettrey about methods to drive low kicks into the arms Jarvis Moss we might even throw in a Nation Title Ring. Oh and Jarvis says hi, and thanks for making him a house hold name in Gainesville.
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