So I get back last week from Ecuador and on Wednesday night I was contemplating going to the gym but instead deciding to skip the gym and simply play basketball which my mom followed by saying the gym is useless today you can't get any machine, which immediately flew over my head. Then on thursday when I went it hit me, its January, the absolute worst month of the year to go to the gym. It's a friggin thursday night, no one goes to the gym on thursday night, it's always empty I can get whatever I want, but wait its January, every fat father, son, mother, daughter, decides that I'm going to get healthy, my New Years Resolution is to work out and clog the gym for people like me who go 5 days a week 12 months a year. I hate New Years Resolutions.
I absolutely can't wait for the agony that will be my travels to the gym tonight after work, on monday always the most packed day, like a mini New Years Resolution, gotta start the week out right. It's going to take me a decade to do six excersises. I might as well just head to 95 and sit in the NYC traffic, that might be less frustrating.
Colin Cowherd's Stay Fat Campaign
Than this morning Colin Cowherd ranted on this exact issue and I am a proud advocate of his Stay Fat Campaign. You clog up the gym in January by February your population halves and by March you are all gone. Why, try? Just go away and give up from the start. With just 3 easy steps you sir can stay fat.
1. Wake Up
2. Eat Poorly
3. Don't Excercise Ever
"We Hate January and We Resent You"
I absolutely can't wait for the agony that will be my travels to the gym tonight after work, on monday always the most packed day, like a mini New Years Resolution, gotta start the week out right. It's going to take me a decade to do six excersises. I might as well just head to 95 and sit in the NYC traffic, that might be less frustrating.
Colin Cowherd's Stay Fat Campaign
Than this morning Colin Cowherd ranted on this exact issue and I am a proud advocate of his Stay Fat Campaign. You clog up the gym in January by February your population halves and by March you are all gone. Why, try? Just go away and give up from the start. With just 3 easy steps you sir can stay fat.
1. Wake Up
2. Eat Poorly
3. Don't Excercise Ever
"We Hate January and We Resent You"
Comments
1. People who bicep curl out of the squat rack
2. People that bench with their buddy, who pretty much dead lifts the bar up for him every rep cause he uses to much weight
3. The guy that screams on every rep
4. The guy that throws 10 plates on the leg press machine and does quarter presses as the girls from the spin class walk by
5. The guy that advocates Yoga as a way to build core strength
6. The old person that looks at you funny if you ask to lift in
7. People that only do Smith machines
8. People that complain about the smell of ammonia and presence of chalk
9. The 5'3" woman with a "certificate" that weighs 210 pounds but for some reason thinks she knows more about strength training then I do because of a 4 night community college course
The list goes on and on...