Tom Brady the Loser

Just for fun let's have a countdown of the top 25 versions of Super Bowl Loser Tom Brady.

25. Loser Huddle Brady

24. On Bended Knee Loser Brady

23. Lip Biting Loser Brady

22. Loser Press Conference Brady

21. Walk Off the Field as a Loser Brady

20. I Need People Around Me to Make Me Feel Better Loser Brady

19. I Drop the Football Loser Brady

18. Hang Your Head Loser Brady

17. I Just Threw an Incompletion Loser Brady

16. Helmet Smash Loser Brady

15. Close My Eyes and Pray Loser Brady

14. I Just Stepped in Dog Poop Loser Brady

13. I Used the Towel to Clean Up the Piss in My Pants Loser Brady

12. Gisele is the New Jessica Simpson Loser Brady

11. Focusing On Bill's Cut Off Sleeves Loser Brady

10. The Big Black Man Just Hit Me Loser Brady

9. Is Osi Laughing At Me Loser Brady

8. Utter Disappointment vs. Utter Joy Loser Brady

7. This Is Gonna Hurt A Lot Loser Brady

6. Tears of Infinite Sadness Loser Brady

5. Strahan's Biceps Make Me Scared Loser Brady

4. Prison Shower Scene Loser Brady

3. Just Been Pounded in the Arse Loser Brady

2. Daddy Is Not Happy With Me Loser Brady

And the #1 Loser Brady Is.......

1. Huh We Just Lost the Super Bowl Loser Brady

So Who is Your Favorite Loser Brady?

Comments

DCScrap said…

Prison shower scene loser Brady, as if it's even a contest.

5:56 PM

Anonymous said…

I'm with Doug on the Prison Shower Scene...

Err... that didn't come out the way it was supposed to... I meant... ummm... oh forget it.

6:26 PM

M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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