Comparable to Kyle Farnsworth? Get Me a Noose

This is the report on MLB.com for Gerrit Cole a big high schooler whom the Yankees drafted with their first pick. You know who MLB.com compares him to? Kyle God Damn Farnsworth. You know what Kyle Farnsworth was doing the second they drafted him, expanding the Blue Jays lead in the 9th inning of course. Gerrit let's all pray that this is the only time in your life that your name and Kyle's names are mentioned in the same breath.

Update: The Yanks Scored in the 9th leaving it up the Jason Giambi with 2 outs. And he hit a home run to win the game... Your off the hook for today Farny, the porn stache wins the game. And some how some way fucking Farny gets the win.

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Numbers On Steroids: Bret Boone

Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. Mr. Boone was once the best power hitting second baseman in the league. How questionable was his success? Averages Say: Why the extra plateu in his mid 30s? At Bats Per Home Run Says: Lowest at Bats Per Home Runs at 37? Hmm.... Explaining It Away Yeak, this one is tough. Umm, late bloomer? He showed potential power early in his career and he just liked playing in Seattle a lot more than everywhere else? And umm, his career was kind of like a running backs in that it just all of a sudden fell off the map? Any of these convincing you? The Verdict Guy never hits more than 24 home runs in a season and then in his age 32 season he hits 37? And in SafeCo a pitchers park to boot? And he follows that up with 24, 35, 24 homer years still at SafeCo? And then he completely falls off the map in 2005 never to be heard from again? We've got a Screamer... Man Get Big Muscles In 30s. Hm...

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2014 Pittsburgh Steelers helmet schedule

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