Wow You Guys Suck: Kansas City Chiefs, Obviously the Chiefs are just a miserable football team. In two weeks they managed to get destroyed by teams that had a top 4 draft pick last season. Herm just might be on his last legs here. Runners Up: Lions and Rams should join the Chiefs in a round robin toilet bowl competition for the #1 draft pick.This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Al Davis, Senile old man can you just fire Kiffin or say he's coaching the entire year already? The Raiders aren't making the playoffs this year so it really doesn't matter whom your coach is, it's just annoying for everybody on the planet to deal with your senile old man stupidity on a day to day basis. Runners Up: Phil Savage for having the genius to sign DA to a long term deal and now 3 weeks into the season contemplating putting in Quinn, Jet fans for pretending their team was going to be good this year.
Cough Cough Cough: Martin Gramatica, While former Saint Kicker John Carney was knocking home the game winner for the Giants in overtime, Mr. Gramatica was sucking it up on a 43 yarder that would have given the Saints a lead within 2 minutes. Instead he shanked it, and the Saints are 1-2. Runners Up: Colts D for giving up a FG in 67 seconds, the Bears D for giving up the final TD in regulation.
The Shocker: Dolphins, If I was still alive in my suicide league there would have been two options to choose from this week. The first being the Bills against the Raiders and the second and better choice being the Pats at home against the Dolphins. Well, I'm guessing a ton of people were dumped in the 3rd week after the debacle at the Razor. Runners Up: JT O'Sullivan has 2 wins as a starter this year, the Ravens are 2-0 somehow.
The Pimp: Ronnie Brown, When a man has 5 touchdowns against a team that hasn't lost a regular season game in almost 2 calendar years, the man is the pimp no questions asked. Runners Up: Michael Turner who is living up to the hype, Everybody in the NFC East.You Got Jakked Up: Three Day Old Cheeseburger, If anybody took a consistant ass whoppin this week it was Big Ben who was getting smashed on every single snap by the Iggles D-Line.
My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Brian Griese, Seriously? That dude threw for over 400 yards this week? Seriously? WTF?
New York Jets Anti-MVP: Any Lineman, Who needs to protect their QB or hit the opposing QB? Certainly not the Jets.
My Picks
My Picks: 12-4
Preseason Picks: 12-4
Picks Vs. Spread: 5-11
So... maybe I shouldn't do so much picking of spreads and should just stay with the 'analyst' role of picking game winners. That's working out a lot better for me.
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