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NFL Week 16 Pick Suggestions


Ugh, looking for a bounce back from last weeks debacle.

5. Philadelphia Eagles (-4 1/2) at Washington Redskins
The Eagles are playing well and are still in the playoff hunt where the Redskins have officially given up on the season.

4. Houston Texans (-7 1/2) at Oakland Raiders
Come on the Raiders are atrocious and the Texans are playing really well. This one is a gimme.

3. Detroit Lions (+6 1/2) vs. New Orleans Saints
The Saints are done this year and the Lions are a cover machine, plus they have more motivation to win this week. Who the hell wants to be 0-16?

2. Indianapolis Colts (-6 1/2) at Jacksonville Jaguars
The Colts let me down last week by only losing by ten, but I didn't no Dan-O the cover machine was playing for the Lions. This week the Colts clinch the three seed with a win and destroy the decrepit Jaguars.

1. New York Jets (-4 1/2) at Seattle Seahawks
If I'm gonna go down in a heap of misery I'm going to do so with confidence. The Jets got the lucky bounce they needed last week and now they can finally get that first west coast victory.

Survivor League Pick: SCREW Seattle
Running out of teams so we're going with the Broncos at home against the Bills even though I hope they lose.

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