The New York Jets' Wide Receivers Shall Inspire Fear In the Heart of the Opponent

Can you feel the intimidation oozing out of the lineup above? Can you see the boots shaking of the defensive secondary lining up against this eight man receiving core of doom? You are frighten, you are scared, you fear the day your team has to stop the monsterous Jets...

Wait, you don't? Shit? Um... Well, then I will scare you with numbers. Take a look at the career stats that are sure to throw brown stains in your hanes...

Ok, you can stop laughing now. Jesus, I was just trying to make a joke. Seriously stop making fun of the Jets. It's not funny. We're going to win with defense and a three headed rushing attack. We're the new Ravens ok.

Seriously stop laughing at me it's not nice.

Comments

Daniil said…

well, you're forgetting Keller, who is basically a WR considering the way he plays. You also left Stuckey off the list and he's probably our slot guy. So we win with defense, 3 headed rushing attack, Keller, and whatever we can get from our WRs. I'm fine with that. I still expect a 6-10 season, but we'll be much better when Sanchez matures. I have my fingers crossed.

2:08 PM

Hart said…

The Jets fans of the this decade are like Red Sox fans of the 90s.

7:21 AM

Not so bleh said…

Are you a real fan? You know Clowney did lead all Jets receivers in pre-season last year and broke his collarbone? His 1 reception was a one handed catch. He's in his third year. And with Sanchez throwing the pigskin, you may yet be pleasantly surprised. Why so negative?

10:04 PM

More bleh said…

Meant to add... remember Jerricho Cotchery's breakout year? Who is your top boy now? It happens.

10:05 PM

M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

Continue Reading the Rest of This Fine Post

Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

Continue Reading the Rest of This Fine Post

Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

Continue Reading the Rest of This Fine Post

SimonOnSports

Search This Blog