Wow You Guys Suck: Tampa Bay Bucs, The Bucs steal away to You Guys Suck award from the Rams this week because they couldn't garner a first down through nearly THREE quarters. Yes three quarters. Maybe firing Gruden was a poor decision. Runners Up: the Rams they can't be left out, the Browns who are also in a battle for worst team in the NFL, and really you must mention the Redskins breaking the Lions streak.This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Steve Smith, I know we like to pick on Jake Delhomme for his thirty seven interceptions including countless pick sixes, but yesterdays pick six can be thrust straight on Steve Smith's shoulders. It makes no logical sense why he would take 4 steps like he was running a slant, and then decide fuck it, I'm going to go straight. Way to fake out your quarterback and kill your team. Runners Up: Ryan Mouton and his non sticky fingers, Chad Pennington's shoulder.
Cough Cough Cough: Chris Brown, Down seven with the ball on the two with two minutes to go and multiple plays to get it in the endzone, what is the one thing you can not do as a running back. Fumble the ball. And that's exactly what Chris Brown did. Game over. Runners Up: the 49ers prevent defense providing us with countless Brett Favre dick sucking, the Steelers inability to stop Carson Palmer on 4th down twice.
The Shocker: The Bungles, Back to back shockers for the Bungles? Who knew they were going to be any good this year. I kind of thought they were going to keep the game close against the Steelers, but I didn't think they would win. Runners Up: the .
The Pimp: Maurice Jones-Drew, Hey look he's back. This is why he was the second pick in your draft, to score 3 touchdowns and rush for a shit load of yards. Runners Up: Peyton Manning <3s TDs, the Giants defense.
You Got JAKKED UP: Goodnight Mr. Tebow,
My Fantasy MVP: Kevin Kolb, If you're going to fill in for McNabb and throw for 3 tds and 330 yards every week, than please just break another of McNabb's McRibs.
New York Jets MVP: Kris Jenkins, The man is a beast. He destroys the Center/Guard double time and swallows running backs 4 yards deep in the backfield.
My Picks
My Picks: 12-4
Preseason Picks: 7-9
Picks Vs. Spread: 11-5
Pick Suggestions: 3-2
A step in the right direction.
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