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Week 10 College Football Picture Caption

Child on Child Violence
Brother Raider Knocks Out Brother Longhorn

Tackles Are Optional
So Are BCS Titles

The Impossible Can Happen
If Syracuse Can Win a Game Certainly the Cure for AIDs Can Be Discovered

Fist Pumps of Fury
Try Rushing the Field With Your Entire Team Now, Jackass

Enjoy Your Siesta
I'd Say There's an Assistants Job On My Staff For You, But Then I'd Be a Liar

#1 Doufus
This Is Why Engineers Should Not Be Photographed

Sad Mohawk
Grothe Really Should Not Have Grown the Rayhawk

Layin Down on the Job
Apparently it was Mormon Nap Time

That's Not How You Make a Catch
Usually You Want to Do it Upright

Fat, Drunk and Stupid is No Way to Go Through Life, Son
Although 58 Point Losses to Stanford Does Result in Binge Drinking

The Haunting
Fulmer Shall Never Escape the Ghost of Spurrier

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