Week 11 College Football Picture Caption

MIGRAINEZZZ
This is What Happens When You Are Not a Good Coach

How Long Til I Get Fired?
17-0 Certainly Is Not Offensive Genius

Dabo Loses the Bowden Bowl
Sure There's No Bowden on One Side But Dabo Did a Swell Impression

Look Look Up There, It's Joe Pa in the Booth
Do You Think He Understands That They Just Lost?

Phil, I Want a Divorce
I Mean You're Just So Damn Awful

A Little Coaching Advice From Saban
Kick the Ball Higher or I'll Rip Your Spinal Cord Out of Your Body

You Must Not Argue With the Wannstache
They Man is 99% Intensity and 83% Testosterone

Another Great Rivalry Trophy
My Mom is Absolutely Going to Love This Serving Dish

Oh Wow Washington's First Touchdown
That QB is Certainly Going to Get a Gameball

TO and the Cuz
Apparently Cabo Isn't So Popular in November

3 Wins All Year Plus a Brown Jug
Rub It 3 Times Rich and Wish For a Spread Quarerbackgt

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Numbers On Steroids: Mickey Mantle

Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. This week it's throwing a curve ball and looking at All Time Great Yankees. Players that we know did not take steroids to see if this gives a defense to any of the players 'convicted' by Numbers on Steroids. Time to look at my dad's favorite athlete of all time, Mickey Mantle. Averages Say: What's with the mysterious dip at 27 and then the uptick? At Bats Per Home Run Says: That's a mighty jump from 22 to 24 Explaining As If It Was the 90s If you take a look at the numbers there are two time frames which in the 1990s would be questioned. First would be the incredible leap he took from his first year in the big leagues to his first MVP season in 1956. His batting average jumped 50 points. His slugging percentage jumped 90 points and he hit 15 more homers than his previous high. This wouldn't merrit a conviction nowadays though because the young age he...

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This Is Why the New York Mets Can't Win Anymore

It's pretty simple why the Mets can't win games anymore and are morphing into the second worst team in the National League, they can't score runs. The below chart shows exactly whats happenned to their offensive output since each of the major devastating injuries. The blue line shows runs scored for each game through out the season. The pink line shows the average runs the Mets scored when they had everyone, the yellow when they were missing Delgado, the light blue when they were missing Delgado and Reyes, and finally the purple when they were missing Delgado, Reyes and Beltran. In the abscence of Reyes, Delgado and Beltran the Mets are averaging barely over 3 runs per game. In stark contrast, with everyone on the roster the Mets were scoring just over 5 runs per game. That's a wholesale difference and why their roster now equals a lot of losses and a day by day progression further out of a playoff spot.

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