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Ranking the 2009 Masters Pairings

The Masters kicks off tomorrow. Geoff Ogilvy is gonna win. Let's take a look at the thursday tee times and which pairings are the most intriguing.

1. 9:28 G. Player L. Donald S. Ames - It's Gary's last Masters so he trumps all.

2. 1:52 T. Woods S. Cink J. Singh - This is here for Jiev Mika Singh and not Tiger of course.

3. 10:45 P. Mickelson C. Villegas J. Furyk - Strong threesome here with Titties, Goofy Swing, and fantastic Columbian Fashion.

4. 10:23 V. Singh G. Ogilvy E. Els - Ogilvy is gonna win remember.

5. 10:56 S. Appleby O. Wilson S. Garcia - For all those who bought a Taylor Made driver in the past month, this moves to #1.

6. 9:39 R. Goosen S. Hansen S. Katayama - It's all in Shingo's hat.

7. 11:29 T. Watson I. Poulter S. Wilson - Poulter wore pink pants last year, you never know what craziness he'll bring this year. Light Urple Maybe?

8. 12:35 A. Romero B. Weekley C. Campbell - With Boo there seems to always be a distinct possibility that he plays the back nine drinking a beer per hole.

9. 10:34 M. Weir P. Harrington R.Imada - A Canadian, a Irishman, and an Asian Man. International feel.

10. 10:12 J. Rose H. Stenson A. Cabrera - A brit, a sweed, and an argentine. More International love.

11. 9:50 B. Langer G. Norman L. Westwood - Can the Shark outplay the man who's currently f'ing his daughter?

12. 1:41 T.Immelman A. Scott D. Lee - Immelman won last year right? Or was that the prior year? I forgot already.

13. 2:03 A. Kim R. Mcilroy R.Ishikawa - Anthony Kim is awesome.

14. 12:02 F. Couples R. Mediate J. Newman - Old man freddy finally missed a cut last year. Will he miss another?

15. 9:17 C. Stadler R. Sabbatini D. Johnson - I hope the Walrus punches Rory in the face.

16. 8:44 R. Floyd J. Leonard R. Saxton - Raymond is old.

17. 9:06 B. Curtis N. Watney M. Jimenez - Yay Falcons gear for Ben Curtis.

18. 11:40 A. Baddeley B. Watson G. Mcdowell - There's something about Baddeley I like.

19. 12:46 B. Crenshaw P. Casey S. Stricker - Paul Casey shall bust out the green pants.

20. 1:08 Z. Johnson W. Lin R. Karlsson - Good ole Zach has a Green Jacket already so he's been granted playing with some random dude named Lin.

And the rest, cause I've lost interest...

1:30 K. Choi A. Quiros K. Perry
8:00 I. Woosnam C. Reavie B. Baird
8:11 S. Lyle B. Mayfair T. Clark
1:19 J. Olazabal M. Kaymer B. Snedeker
11:51 M. O'Meara P. Perez D. Trahan
8:55 F. Zoeller M. Campbell K. Duke
12:24 S. Kjeldsen S. O'Hair R. Sterne
12:57 Y. Yang R. Allenby H. Mahan
11:07 L. Mize J. Merrick D. Kittleson
11:18 T. Hamilton S. Flesch M. Goggin
8:22 K. Sutherland R. Fisher P. Marksaeng
8:33 L. Oosthuizen C. Pettersson D. Hart

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