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Ranking the 2011 SI Swimsuit Rookies

The 2011 SI Swimsuit Edition consists of 5 different rookies. The combination of the five, makes up this years entire body paint section, which means some good pictures. Of the five all of them are beautiful, but one is hands down the winner when it comes to rookie of the year.

5. Shannon Click: Blond, tall and very skinny. Beautiful obviously but in a slender athletic way.

4. Alyssa Miller: The next three is basically drawing straws. All three are blond all have similar physiques. Alyssa gets #4 cause when I see her I think Angelina Jolie a bit which, I just might be the only heterosexual male that thinks that she is attractive but not extremely attractive.

3. Izabel Goulart: Izabel gets #3 for me cause she resembles Alexandria Ambrosio, which is high compliment, but not overly unique.

2. Kenza Fourati: I think she gives off a mysterious french european vibe that screams at you.

1. Kate Upton: The pictures pretty much speak for themselves. She's 18 and if she doesn't wind up on at least one SI cover during her career I will be absolutely shocked.

2010 Rookie Rankings
2009 Rookie Rankings
2008 Jessica Gomes = Yum
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