Major League Baseball
1. Matt Clement - I mean he was never that good but with the Red Sox, well he might as well continue what he did last season, see it the dugout and never go to the mound.
2. Carl Pavano - See above note about Clement and multiply it by 2.
3. Alex Rodriguez - Already been talked about enough but him, the bronx, and yankees fans don't mesh well.
4. Ken Griffey Jr. - I think it's about time we get Griffey to a plae where he perhaps could make the playoffs and a world series, in Cincy he's been an injury trainwreck and so has the team.
5. Barry Bonds - Needs to just fade away.
National Basketball Association
1. Ray Allen - I don't think anyone in America gets to appreciate just how good Ray Allen is since he is stuck in Seattle with a team that doesn't know how to spell defense.
2. Hawks Management - They need to head to the scrap heap because they are terrible. Sum it up, none of their draft picks have developed into all stars and their best player, Joe Johnson, came at the expense of Boris Diaw and two first round draft picks, as well as shelling out a max contract to someone that really isn't deserving of it, despite his talents.
3. Jermaine O'Neal - The Pacers have purged the rest of the teammates from the brawl and cast a bunch of white overrated players around him. It just might be time for the Pacers to move the last brawl link for their sake and for Jermaine's.
4. Kevin Garnett - This one is obvious the Timberwolves have not surrounded him with an all-star talent since the days of Starbury and the Timberwolves have just plummeted since they wouldn't feed Sprewell's family. No man should have to live in Minnesota for more than 10 years, time for you to be shipped somewhere warm.
5. Chris Bosh - One of the best young players in the league stuck in Toronto? Ya that sounds fair , ugh.
6. Danny Ainge & Doc Rivers - Somewhere other than Boston por favor.
National Football League
1. Matt Millen - For the sake of all people in Michigan resign already, for the sake of the rest of the people of America who find this hilarious, draft another wideout.
2. Al Davis - Enough with the burying of your franchise and more with the burying of...
3. Randy Moss - Speaking of Raiders Randy Moss definately needs to move out of town, he's ruining his legacy by doing absolutely nothing in the past two years.
4. Michael Vick - Vick's been in Atlanta for long enough and the success rate seems to get worse with each season it's probably time for him and Atlanta to part ways.
5. Roy Williams - Roy had a great season last year with the Lions and has been good ever since his draft out of Texas, someone needs to get the one wide receiver pick that worked out in Detroit, out of there.
6. Andre Johnson - Same thing, great wideout talent in a place where they can't protect their QB long enough for him to show his complete talent package.
7. Jerry Jones - You run a Hall of Fame coach out of town because you're reluctant to dump on T.O., perhaps you should rethink how much participation you have in the decision making process of your team.
National Hockey League
Unlike the rest of the leagues Hockey needs a change of scenery on levels far higher than players.
1. Television Contract - Friggin Versus? Who gets that channel? Your All-Star was on a network that no one gets, and you expect your game to survive. Good move.
2. Thrashers, Blue Jackets, Predators etc. - Go back to the lack of existance status of the early 90's prior to the NHL's massive and useless expansion period.
2. All Star Game - A Wednesday Night? You serious? You know there's no football this weekend right? Relocate to said weekend, when nothing is on.
3. Gary Bettman - Sorry dude but Hockey has plummetted in American fans eyes under your reigh, perhaps it's time to move on, you did not have the same success as your mentor David Stern.
5. Whalers - Bring back the Whale baby.
So who'd I miss...
1. Matt Clement - I mean he was never that good but with the Red Sox, well he might as well continue what he did last season, see it the dugout and never go to the mound.
2. Carl Pavano - See above note about Clement and multiply it by 2.
3. Alex Rodriguez - Already been talked about enough but him, the bronx, and yankees fans don't mesh well.
4. Ken Griffey Jr. - I think it's about time we get Griffey to a plae where he perhaps could make the playoffs and a world series, in Cincy he's been an injury trainwreck and so has the team.
5. Barry Bonds - Needs to just fade away.
National Basketball Association
1. Ray Allen - I don't think anyone in America gets to appreciate just how good Ray Allen is since he is stuck in Seattle with a team that doesn't know how to spell defense.
2. Hawks Management - They need to head to the scrap heap because they are terrible. Sum it up, none of their draft picks have developed into all stars and their best player, Joe Johnson, came at the expense of Boris Diaw and two first round draft picks, as well as shelling out a max contract to someone that really isn't deserving of it, despite his talents.
3. Jermaine O'Neal - The Pacers have purged the rest of the teammates from the brawl and cast a bunch of white overrated players around him. It just might be time for the Pacers to move the last brawl link for their sake and for Jermaine's.
4. Kevin Garnett - This one is obvious the Timberwolves have not surrounded him with an all-star talent since the days of Starbury and the Timberwolves have just plummeted since they wouldn't feed Sprewell's family. No man should have to live in Minnesota for more than 10 years, time for you to be shipped somewhere warm.
5. Chris Bosh - One of the best young players in the league stuck in Toronto? Ya that sounds fair , ugh.
6. Danny Ainge & Doc Rivers - Somewhere other than Boston por favor.
National Football League
1. Matt Millen - For the sake of all people in Michigan resign already, for the sake of the rest of the people of America who find this hilarious, draft another wideout.
2. Al Davis - Enough with the burying of your franchise and more with the burying of...
3. Randy Moss - Speaking of Raiders Randy Moss definately needs to move out of town, he's ruining his legacy by doing absolutely nothing in the past two years.
4. Michael Vick - Vick's been in Atlanta for long enough and the success rate seems to get worse with each season it's probably time for him and Atlanta to part ways.
5. Roy Williams - Roy had a great season last year with the Lions and has been good ever since his draft out of Texas, someone needs to get the one wide receiver pick that worked out in Detroit, out of there.
6. Andre Johnson - Same thing, great wideout talent in a place where they can't protect their QB long enough for him to show his complete talent package.
7. Jerry Jones - You run a Hall of Fame coach out of town because you're reluctant to dump on T.O., perhaps you should rethink how much participation you have in the decision making process of your team.
National Hockey League
Unlike the rest of the leagues Hockey needs a change of scenery on levels far higher than players.
1. Television Contract - Friggin Versus? Who gets that channel? Your All-Star was on a network that no one gets, and you expect your game to survive. Good move.
2. Thrashers, Blue Jackets, Predators etc. - Go back to the lack of existance status of the early 90's prior to the NHL's massive and useless expansion period.
2. All Star Game - A Wednesday Night? You serious? You know there's no football this weekend right? Relocate to said weekend, when nothing is on.
3. Gary Bettman - Sorry dude but Hockey has plummetted in American fans eyes under your reigh, perhaps it's time to move on, you did not have the same success as your mentor David Stern.
5. Whalers - Bring back the Whale baby.
So who'd I miss...
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