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Coors Invests As Stock Goes Down



What Coors you don't like America's Recent Great Hero Joey Chestnut? You disrespect all of Americans by proclaiming that Takeru Kobayashi the re-reversal of fortunator, is still the world's fastest eater. Sorry but his stock is on the down turn, arthritic jaw and all. Joey Chestnut if you run into a Coors exec and would like to ask for an endorsement deal, or would like to kick him in the junk go ahead. America will let you get away with a little assault, as you are on par with Lincoln.
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Anonymous said…
Can we discuss how Coors is plugging the "wide mouth can" again, like they just friggin invented cold fusion? Is this not completely ridiculous?
11:42 AM
Unknown said…
Yeah, I've had a problem with this commercial since BEFORE Chestnut beat his ass. The commercial should have been pulled since the week of Nathan's showdown.

Let's all pitch in and buy a shirt for Chestnut that says "I'm huge in Japan"
11:24 AM
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