In News of the world of urine and urinating on things, lucky Cub fans everywhere can now go out and bid on this beautiful urinal. Signed by all the Cub players this will give one lucky Cub fan the opportunity to symbolically urinate on all of their favorite or least favorite players.
Here's the sales pitch on the auction site:
Ripped from the clubhouse latrines, relieve your Cubs fever with this timeless clubhouse urinal signed by the entire Cubs team. A one of a kind item you can't find anywhere else!
If I was the auctioneer I'd certainly go about advertising what particular players signed the latrine as I could imagine every single Cub fan (perhaps only a few) have dreamt about urinating on the ever injured Mark Prior and Kerry Wood.
Courtesy of Deadspin through Events.org
Previously at SimonOnSports: Who Sucks More Prior or Wood?
Here's the sales pitch on the auction site:
Ripped from the clubhouse latrines, relieve your Cubs fever with this timeless clubhouse urinal signed by the entire Cubs team. A one of a kind item you can't find anywhere else!
If I was the auctioneer I'd certainly go about advertising what particular players signed the latrine as I could imagine every single Cub fan (perhaps only a few) have dreamt about urinating on the ever injured Mark Prior and Kerry Wood.
Courtesy of Deadspin through Events.org
Previously at SimonOnSports: Who Sucks More Prior or Wood?
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