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I'm Inches Away From Being TIME Person of the Year


Well that's certainly not true. But I did find it funny that me finding and posting a video of a dude knocking out another dude with a single kick could get linked at TIME.com for a related blog post to their article. And that a lil old SimonOnSports link could be an inch away from a link to the TIME Person of the Year.

Humorous Google Searches to Lead to SOS

My Favorite: Google Search Something Fun to Do and there's my link to something fun to do while pissing. Don't know if that was what they were looking for.

Either my buddy Brent Shannon is either very much interested in himself or there are a few people out there trying to stalk him down as that has led to 81 hits over the past month. Oh and Barrett was on the web searching for himself. And best yet is Walker posing for playgirl?

As Jose Maria Olazabal was his Spanish predecessor in golf he also was his predecessor in getting linked here for a homosexual search. That's right Sergio Garcia Homosexual google search hits up SimonOnSports.

Some other favorites: Kei Igawa Sucks, Justine Henin Herpes, Caught masterbating (probably cause I spelled it wrong), I Hate Steve Phillips.

Countries I've Learned Hits to SOS

I installed Google Analytics in mid may to go with the previously installed Statcounter. The Combo is cool and they show some different stuff. My favorite part about analytics is this map and the fact it holds all the data. Anyway the website is giving me a geography lesson.

Have you ever heard of Eritrea before? I didn't think so.

Mostly it's a lesson in tiny pieces of land like Turks and Caicos, Antigua and Barbuda, Gibraltar, Bahrain, and Malta.

Below is the little map on analytics that shows what countries I've registered hits at which include 3 from Iraq, woo. North Korea you're next. And where's the Khazakhi love?



Oh and that SPIKE ad that pops up every once in awhile about the Sexiest Bartenders is pretty pimp.

Comments

Anonymous said…
wait...the search for my name lead to 81 hits of your site this month? or 81 hits of that posting? or what? Apparently there is a famous fashion writer named Brent Shannon...weird
Simon said…
Ya 81 hits to the site in general, analytics doesn't specify where the search hits which page. Statcounter does, but that only holds the last 500 hits unless I pay for extra storage.

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