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Weekly Waste of Oxygen

Another week down and another one with some sparkling moments of idiocy and pathetic acts. Here are your contestants:

1. Wil Ledezma - Typically pitchers miss games for injuries or the occasional bereavement and even punching trash cans some times gets it done. But leaving your passport in your pants while you're home in Venezuela during the all star break and ruining your Visa, thus stranding you at home? Now that's classic moron.

2. Gary Sheffield - Personally I thought the whole Sheffield thing was hilarious but it was really stupid in all honesty. The Not all the Way Black, Never Shot Anything in my Butt and blaming all of your troubles on women, those are some classic lines.

3. Tero Pitkamaki - This is the Finnish dope that slipped on his run up to throw his javelin and stuck it in the side of a french long jumper just sitting on the sidelines stretching. If you haven't seen this yet you're missing out, hell where have you been, even my mother has seen it.

4. Ben Czislowski - Finally I've heard of some negligence of injuries in my day like not noticing torn ligaments etc. But this Rugby player didn't know that he had a tooth stuck in his forehead for multiple months. He got his wound stitched up with the tooth in his head. Now that is retarded.

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