Tale of the Tape: Moynahan vs. Bundchen

Age
36 vs. 26

Height
5'9 vs. 5'11

Weight
127? vs. 127

Hair
Brown vs. Blond

Rating
67 vs. 14

Pregnant
Yes vs. No

Descent
Irish vs. Brazilian

Networth
10 million vs. 150 million

Hmm, I wonder why the move... Not like Gisele has the advantage in almost every single category or anything.

Scumbag Hero

Imagine if Tom Brady actually broke up with Moynahan immediately following her telling him she was pregnant. Then went out found one of the hottest/richest women on the planet, 10 years her junior and paraded all over America with her. Is that not the cruelest thing you could possibly do to a woman. If true, would he not go down as a hero for all scumbag men out there? Even if you were to find it despicable one would have to admire the extent he went to in order for an upgrade. There may be women who you could argue you find more attractive than Bundchen, certainly an arduous task, but the chick is worth about $150 million on top of that. Can't say that about many other women in the world.

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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