Kige and Jesus, Perhaps More Similar than You Think

At first glance the Son of God and a Southern Boy who sits in front of a camera offering thoughts on the Sporting World have absolutely nothing in common. Until you dig deeper. Than its right there in front of your face. These two men just might have been created by the same God.

Sacrifice for Humanity

Jesus: Gave his life so that the human race could enjoy the fruits of heaven.
Kige: Gives his blood, sweat and tears with each video. Sacrifices his hours shopping at Walmart with his Grandmother to provide in depth analysis for the masses.

Sullied By Their Peers

Jesus: He knew more about God and Judaism than any Jewish man on the planet and yet he was shunned for his beliefs and proclamations.
Kige: Kige was denied entrance to the Deadspin Hall of Fame despite fitting the bill perfectly.

All Knowing

Jesus: Professed to his peers the glory of living a true life and following the word of god. Plus he's the Son of God, he Spent Centuries up in Heaven watching us on YouTube.
Kige: Predicted the First Week of the NFL Season at a 100% clip. And predicted that the Michigan Wolverines would soon fall out of the top ten and were not for real.

Global Medium to Share Beliefs

Jesus: Many religions around the world are here solely to share his words.
Kige: YouTube sports is around solely to share the world the Nostradamus like predictions of Kige Ramsey.

10 More Commonalities Between Kige and Jesus

10. They are both partial to their mothers.
9. Both Enjoyed Supper with Friends & Family.
8. Both were betrayed by those close to them. Judas & Pacman Jones.
7. There is Little Evidence that Either were a Hit with the Ladies.
6. Both can stand in front of others and profess their beliefs despite any criticism brewing.
5. Both abstain from things they believe is wrong. Jesus could have turned any human into a toad, while Kige does not pick Titans games because he is biased.
4. Both may or may not have resulted from a Virgin Birth.
3. People come from far away to head their words. Jesus had his disciples while Kige has made several radio appearances.
2. Both May or May Not have Been White
1. The were both 'born' on December 25th...

There you have it Folks. Jesus and Kige definitely a production of the same omnipotent being.

Numbers On Steroids: Mickey Mantle

Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. This week it's throwing a curve ball and looking at All Time Great Yankees. Players that we know did not take steroids to see if this gives a defense to any of the players 'convicted' by Numbers on Steroids. Time to look at my dad's favorite athlete of all time, Mickey Mantle. Averages Say: What's with the mysterious dip at 27 and then the uptick? At Bats Per Home Run Says: That's a mighty jump from 22 to 24 Explaining As If It Was the 90s If you take a look at the numbers there are two time frames which in the 1990s would be questioned. First would be the incredible leap he took from his first year in the big leagues to his first MVP season in 1956. His batting average jumped 50 points. His slugging percentage jumped 90 points and he hit 15 more homers than his previous high. This wouldn't merrit a conviction nowadays though because the young age he...

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This Is Why the New York Mets Can't Win Anymore

It's pretty simple why the Mets can't win games anymore and are morphing into the second worst team in the National League, they can't score runs. The below chart shows exactly whats happenned to their offensive output since each of the major devastating injuries. The blue line shows runs scored for each game through out the season. The pink line shows the average runs the Mets scored when they had everyone, the yellow when they were missing Delgado, the light blue when they were missing Delgado and Reyes, and finally the purple when they were missing Delgado, Reyes and Beltran. In the abscence of Reyes, Delgado and Beltran the Mets are averaging barely over 3 runs per game. In stark contrast, with everyone on the roster the Mets were scoring just over 5 runs per game. That's a wholesale difference and why their roster now equals a lot of losses and a day by day progression further out of a playoff spot.

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