Milwaukee is beginning to assume the role of China's greatest enemy and perhaps that's ill-advised, I mean they probably have a solid amount of nukes at their disposal. GM of the Milwaukee Bucks, Larry Harris, has announced that he has no intention of trading Yi Jianlian, or 'E'. Woah Larry, lets not try to start World War III over a soft Asian basketball player, who just so happens does not want to live or play in Milwaukee. Kind of like every other player who's ever come into the NBA. The two sides have yet to even talk to each other nevermind discuss a contract. Larry, perhaps you can point out the finer points of living in Milwaukee to Yi when you two finally meet, like... it's cold, it snows, um how about Prince Fielder he's cool? And um, Vin Baker started his alcoholism here, that was cool. Oh I got it Larry just bring him to the New Number One Chinese Restaurant only a few blocks away. That'll make him feel like he's at home. And yes, that's the actual name of the restaurant, New Number One Chinese Restaurant.
Or you could just sac up admit you were stupid and trade him, else Milwaukee could be staring at these bad boys...
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