Carl Ain't Take No Steroids

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Yo Mlbz,

I hear all this crap on the TV all the time about how Barry can't get no job about how he gettin blackballed. People don't want to sign Barry cause he a clubhouse cancer, he take roids and he brings distractions. You know what I feel for Barry, he the best ever

Carl says where's the love for Carl? Carl is raking in the Atlantic League this year. Carl was raking in the Atlantic League last year too. And yet Carl can't get no love from nobody. You think Carl can't hit homers for some crap team? You think Carl ain't better than Fernando Tatis? Carl's already on Long Island, Carl could certainly play in Queens.

You know what else? Carl's got a mustache. You want to sign Carl's stache.

Carl hittin .359 with 14 homers and 49 rbi in 63 games. Carl a leader. Carl will rake in the playoffs. Sign Carl.


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