Judging by the current size of Barry's dome, his rookie size stache, which fit his rookie size head, would look tiny on his HGH head. Much like a Hitler stache on a black man.

Most ballplayers today are taking homeopathic growth hormone oral spray because it's safe, undetectable, and legal for over the counter sales. As time goes on it seems it might be considered as benign a performance enhancer as coffee, aspirin, red bull, chewing tobacco, and bubble gum.