It's a Bird, It's a Plane, No It's SuperSperm

According to a Brazilian website Mr. Tom Brady is 2 for 2, that is 2 for 2 in knocking his recent girlfriends up. After knocking and running on Moynahan, Dreamboat has apparently pentrated and planted his seed on Brazilian Victoria Secrete model Gisele. So in a four month span Dreamboat has knocked up Moynahan, dumped her, traveled the world with Bundchen, and met her parents in Brazil, and knocked her up. Someone's certainly not concentrating on the Patriots.

Now the real question is if their both sons, who is going to quarterback for Michigan in 2026? My guess would be Moynahan, she seems like an all-american girl who will thrust her single parented child into football at a young age. Althought Bundchen dominated the battle between the two.