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Weekly Waste of Oxygen

Oh the fun of douchery and bad decisions. Here are this weeks contestants:

1. Ricky Williams - You would think that a man who owes so much money to the Miami Dolphins and spent so much money on weed and has declared for bankruptcy would care about cashing his checks. Well apparently not that much as some of his dough is being held by the bureau of unclaimed property in Florida.

2. Nick Jojola - Stuff that's probably a bad idea; going into a robbery without any disguise and too drunk to remember what the hell you are even doing. Well this skateboarding youth 'legend' would have been better off investing in a Nixon mask.

3. Vick Profiteers - Whether it be those t-shirts, or PETA or the people trying to sell a doggie chew toy you are all scum. If you for a second try to come out and say that what Vick did is despicable than you obviously don't have that much of an issue with it considering you are attempting to reap the benefits.

4. Alexander Tikhonov - If you were a 4 time gold medalist and a 13 time World Champion in the Biathlon what would be on your agenda? Would conspiracy to murder a governor be at the top of your list? Well it was a top Tikhonov's list.

Get Your Vote On

July's Winner: Gary Sheffield
Last Weeks Winner: Bud Selig, by executive decision of a split vote.
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