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Weekly Waste of Oxygen

Another fun week in the world where you have to wonder why some people ever talk, why others are ever allowed to talk and why some are just plain jackasses. Here are your weeks candidates:

1. Asashoryu - Think about what Barry Bonds would do in the offseason if he was asked to do some extra exhibition games around the US. He would say oh no sorry guys but I need to rest my injuries. Asashoryu, a Mongolian Yokuza did the exact same thing. The Problem? He played in a charity soccer game right after he said he had a stress fracture in his back. Dumb ass.

2. Pac 10 Presidents - What is one thing that almost every college football fan in America thinks is a good idea and 4 of the 6 conferences are contemplating? Oh the plus one game, everyone loves that idea. Except for the damn Pac 10 presidents who say they will pull out of the BCS if this happens. Assholes.

3. Bud Selig - Look at me, I'm Bud Selig, I'm such a hard working and diligent commissioner that I went to 8 Barry Bonds games waiting for that schmuck to hit 755 and only took a few games off here and there. Shut your yap Bud no one wants to hear how hard it is to go to baseball games for free.

4. Pete Rose - Invite Pete Rose to speak at your baseball camp and you just might hear stories of how he has seen Joe Dimaggio's wang and how Marge Schott stiffed him out of his will. Oh he'll be kind enough to drop a few F bombs at the kids. So get him while you can I'm sure his asking price is reasonable.
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