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No I Do Not Want to Sex Mutombo

Apparently the Celtics had offered Dikembe Mutombo a veterans minimum contract earlier this week, but with their signing of Scott Pollard yesterday it may have signaled that Mutombo wanted to stay in Houston. Um ok, how about they both are about 8 years past their prime and neither would be much help to the team.

Note to Danny Scott Pollard averaged 1 point per game last season for the Cavs, who didn't exactly have the best big men on the bench. Oh and Dikembe is only 7 years younger than you and you retired 12 years ago. Do the math.

Last year Danny Ainge seemed to be only concerned with racking up people with track like speed, see Rondo and Telfair. This year he seems to be totally engorged with signing players that have had a name in the NBA at one point regardless of where they currently are in their careers. Super.

If Scott Pollard gets more than 10 minutes per game the Celtics are doomed.
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