Remember when you were a little kid and you would walk around some store like Marshalls and walked by their shoe isle and see those sweet ass velcro cartoon shoes. You always wanted them, whether they were spiderman, or x-men or transformers there was always some kind of appeal to those cartoon characters and colorful shoes. But honestly as soon as you hit 9 or 10 you were into the pumps and were long past the velcro cartoon shoes. Well if perchance you have never grown up and are very annoyed that you can not get velcro Transformers shoes in your size, be grateful because Nike is now blessing you with the Transformers pack. Which are Nike shoes in the colors of your favorite transformers? Um Ok. They will help you bring the power of the Decepticons to the BBall court, I'm sure.
The shoe on the far right is Optimus Prime is terrible but I guess the association with Optimus Prime could be made, same with StarScream in the middle. But the one on the left is Megatron? When did Megatron become a large purple pussy piece of Asian fabric. There's no way a man could possibly wear that shoe ever, I doubt any self respecting gay man would even wear that much purple in his athletic shoe. Wow thats hideous.
The real question is where the hell are the is the Devastator shoe? I think that if you're going to make a Transformers shoe line that you have to include Devastator. First off the shoe would be green and not massively purple. Secondly Devastator was so big that Shaq could even wear it. And finally what makes more sense than having a shoe made 6 different pieces that you have to construct before each wearing. Ok maybe the real question is who the hell thought this was a good idea? Or who the hell is going to buy these hideous looking monstrosities.
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