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Big Z Rolling in the Dough


Big Z now will have no problem buying anything. The Cubs signed Carlos Zambrano to a 91.5 million dollar contract. So much for an entertaining hugely talented pitcher on the free agent market that would have been solid offseason news. You can debate whether he was worth the money or not, but the market is so bloated right now that it would be difficult to say that the Cubs made a mistake here. This does has ramifications elsewhere as the Twins have to be shitting themselves. Note to Johan you can get over 20 per season if you want.

Oh and I really think this photoshopping stuff is a lot of fun.

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