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Thursday Morning Quick Notes

~Michael Strahan is a chump. He's all whiny and threatening retirement because he wants more money. Good for the Giants telling him to go screw himself. You may be the active leader in sacks, but guess what you're old and you missed half the season last year and Dwight Freeney and other people that banked in the offseason have none of those problems. Stop being a bitch.

~Speaking of holdouts, is there anything more annoying than the rookie holdout? From Brady Quinn I'm a QB and I think I'm a top 5 pick so I deserve more money than a normal 22 pick to the Jets 1st round draft pick Darrelle Revis fighting over having one less year on his contract, all are lame. The NFL really should structure their draft salaries like the NBA does. You are drafted here, here is the max money you can make. We will sign you at that. Good? Good. Signed.

~What's with journalists attempting to make Dog Fighting seem worse than Rape? First some guy in Pittsburgh says it sad that in this country Vick would have been better off raping a woman. Than a CNN reporter starts comparing the charges that faced Kobe and that Vick is in a worse situation. Probably cause Kobe was completely innocent meanwhile Vick is...

~Culpepper to the Raiders makes a ton of sense. He's the exact model of a QB Russell can look at and learn from. In addition it makes his holdout and contract talks not nearly as urgent. And for Culpepper he gets a chance to start and prove he's not completely washed up.

~A-Rod is just showing how mental he is right now. He's journeying on his career long hitless streak because he is psyching himself out and can't do crap while thinking about #500. As soon as he stumbles into the homer I bet he goes back on his tear but who knows how long it will take for him to hit the dinger.

~The YES Network is currently on sale for 3 Billion dollars so get your buddies together and get your funds straight, let's buy the shit.

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