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It Will All Be Over Soon


Thank the good lord. Who's Now Championship voting has begun which means one thing of course we are almost done with one of the most pointless segments in the history of sportscenter. No more will we be subjected to trying to figure out whether Tony Parker's dating Eva Longoria is more important than the fact Roger Federer is the most dominant athlete on planet Earth. Apparently being the best player of all-time isn't now. So next week when you turn on Sportscenter it will no longer have Who's Now and everyone will rejoice, well until they fill that time with another 20 minute NASCAR segment. Ugh.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I called shenannigans the minute Shaq beat Tom Brady. Its called "Who's Now" right? Not "Who's old, has bum knees, and starred in a movie called shazam"
Simon said…
Kazaam Perras. With a K. And that was one of the finest pieces of Cinematography in the history of film making.
Anonymous said…
By the way, I called Tiger winning this whole thing before it started, and you cannot tell me, that of all sports players in the world, still living, that over-rated, I've haven't done anything consistently worth talking about lebron James is going up against Tiger Woods.

How do you like that sentence?
Frank the Tank said…
you forgot Shaq-fu, probably the sweetest fighting game you can buy.

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