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Fridays with Big Bear: I've Been Drunk Before

And I've taken part in or seen some pretty ridiculous stunts while drunk. I've seen friends get teeth smashed out their mouth, fingers damn near cut off and I've seen a gallon of beer get polished off in under 20 minutes. Well under. Hell, I've even poured a grill full of burning charcoal into my trunk...while it was full I've fireworks.

But I've never been as drunk, nor have I ever seen anybody as drunk, as you'd have to be to do something this retarded. I don't what the thought process was, but I'd like to. It was suggested to me that perhaps he was just looking for a safe place to shack up for the night and thought, "Nobody can bother me in that cage."

I for one think the bears may have looked thirsty, and perhaps this clown was trying to share the festive attitude. But, we all know how picky bears can be when it comes to beer.
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Anonymous said…
F this bear. I subsisted off Busch for 4 years of college.

Fact: A 6 pack of Beer is cheaper then a similar quantity of OJ.
10:19 AM
Anonymous said…
2nd paragraph, 2nd sentence. insert "know" after don't.

~ Bar and Chain oil
2:03 PM
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