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Weekly Waste of Oxygen

After a little lull in the world of idiocy last week, people came back strong. Strong enough to the point where they even ruined whats left of their careers or filed lawsuits with no chance of winning. Here are this weeks contestants.

1. Kia Vaughn - Come on now you already got Imus fired how much more of his life are you going to attempt to ruin? The comments weren't that miserable and guess what, no one knows who the hell you are and no one is now thinking to themselves, "wow Kia Vaughn is one Nappy Headed ho." How about you just let it die like it should have months ago.

2. Jose Offerman - Jose, I think the worst part about this whole thing is that you in fact got hit in the calf. The friggin calf. It's not like he threw at your head and tried to knock you out, he hit you in the calf. That doesn't even hurt that much. I hope you enjoyed ending your baseball career.

3. Jonathon Lee Riches - I don't know if this guy is a waste of oxygen or is just so damn stupid that he is a benefit to society. In reality the only thing his 63 Billion Dollar law suit against Michael Vick will ever do is make us all laugh and for that I am highly thankful that there are idiots out there to the extent of good ole Johnny boy in SC.

4. Ray Zerba - Dude you got ratted on smoking weed under the bleachers by a kid and in essence any hope you had of ever being a big league gm or executive is long gone. One would think that if you were in the front office of a ball club that you would try to keep your weed smoking say, outside of park grounds. But I guess Zerba just needed to toke up during his teams game. Good move moron.

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Last Weeks Winner:
Ricky Williams

Comments

Anonymous said…
Is that a picture of Kia Vaughn or Michael Irvin?

Tmags would still hit it if she was worth a couple million though.

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