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July's Waste of Oxygen Award

It was an exciting month of July for Douches and Morons and after a few competitive weeks it's time to vote on who was the biggest Douche of the entire month. Take a look at the competitors:

Week 1 Winner, Mark Fuhrman - This guy should not be allowed to talk to any form of media, he should not be considered a credible source and he should have effectively been barred from talking when he blew everything at the OJ trial. But apparently he still is allowed to talk, and of course he's spewing out dumb stuff like Benoit probably didn't commit murder suicide, perhaps Mark you should just trust the non racist police officers who are currently working the scene, you douche.

Week 2 Winner, Lonny Baxter - Things that you probably shouldn't contemplate doing; firing a weapon in close proximity to the the white house and sending multiple firearms via fedex. Apparently the 4 years at Maryland and the national title didn't serve to increase his intelligence.

Week 3 Winner, Gary Sheffield - Personally I thought the whole Sheffield thing was hilarious but it was really stupid in all honesty. The Not all the Way Black, Never Shot Anything in my Butt and blaming all of your troubles on women, those are some classic lines. And Certainly Classic Sheffield.

Week 4 Winner, Scott Olsen - This guy needs some anger management courses. He seems to weekly get in a different fight with a different teammate and then he runs multiple stop signs while being chased by the cops. The cops were even forced to use a stun gun on him so he would comply. He needs some counseling bad.

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