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People That Should Go Bankrupt Because They Are An Asshole: Larry Johnson

Congratulations Larry Johnson, you are rich. You were born incredibly athletic and were blessed to never suffer a career ending injury in the high school or college and lucky enough to be given good health else wise. Because of your athletic gifts in perhaps a better than average work ethic (might be debatable) you are a very very rich man. But you sir are an asshole, who if God was truly righteous and fair, would be broke within a calendar year.

First Larry Johnson decided that Twitter was the best place to air his grievances against the Chiefs Head Coach Todd Haley:

"my father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches. … google my father!!!!!!!"

"My father played for the coach from "rememeber the titans". Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn"


Yep, his father should be his coach. Hoorah. Why? Because Todd Haley was too unathletic to play football, unlike his father who played at Elizabeth City State University, whatever the hell that is, and was on the Redskins roster for a season, woo. I'm not here to say his father is a bad coach, he's a legendary high school coach in Maryland and has been on the PSU staff for 14 years, but shut up Larry.

So of course because this is twitter and people can reply to him @toonicon (whatever that means), they started insulting him because he has as many touchdowns as I do this season, zero. How does Larry Johnson respond to these insults? He calls them fags and says that he has more money than them.

Larry: "@jaredlaunius Sorry ur a cornball n ur mom birthed u broke. But I'm cakn patna. While u work or school for 5 dollas n hour. Ha!"

"@KD2407 then don't reply then. Still richer then u. Keep goin. Come play our game ooops forgot u can't."


If you were severely concussed this weekend Larry, it would be fantastic karma, for you sir are a complete asshole.

H/T Deadspin

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Elizabeth City State University, is in North Carolina the state that gave us

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